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Re: Life's Great Mysteries
« Reply #45 on: September 20, 2021, 08:32:52 AM »
Police: 'No plans to conduct a major search' for Brian Laundrie in Florida reserve today
News 12 Staff
Sep 20, 2021, 8:46am
Updated on: Sep 20, 2021, 8:46a
UPDATE: 8:26 a.m.: In a statement, North Port police in Florida said they don't plan to conduct a major search of a vast Florida wildlife reserve today for Brian Laundrie. 
Full statement:
Good morning, The North Port Police Department currently has no plans to conduct a major search of the Carlton Reserve today.
Follow up statement:
At this time, we currently believe we have exhausted all avenues in searching of the grounds there. Law enforcement agencies continue to search for Brian Laundrie. More updates when available.

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Re: Life's Great Mysteries
« Reply #46 on: September 20, 2021, 08:59:40 AM »
Police were looking for Laundrie in a wildlife reserve in Florida.  I suspect it's just a matter of time until they find him swinging from a tree.

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Re: Life's Great Mysteries
« Reply #47 on: September 20, 2021, 09:09:53 AM »
   At the hands of others or,  himself? 

Himself
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Re: Life's Great Mysteries
« Reply #48 on: September 20, 2021, 09:20:56 AM »
   At the hands of others or,  himself?
The alligators.

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« Reply #49 on: September 20, 2021, 09:43:36 AM »
FBI are searching the parents house
My dad always says he's undefeated at tailgating

Maybe it's not I who doesn't know what he's talking about

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« Reply #50 on: September 20, 2021, 09:44:08 AM »
I think there’s a 25% chance the wildlife reserve thing is a decoy/false trail.
My dad always says he's undefeated at tailgating

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« Reply #51 on: September 20, 2021, 09:47:24 AM »
His parents helped him escape.  The stuff about his car doesn't make any sense.
He shook my hand breed tub and walked away

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Re: Life's Great Mysteries
« Reply #52 on: September 20, 2021, 09:49:58 AM »
The alligators.

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« Reply #54 on: September 20, 2021, 02:30:39 PM »
It was a homeless man, RIP
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Re: Life's Great Mysteries
« Reply #55 on: September 20, 2021, 03:59:52 PM »
It was a homeless man, RIP
Just picturing the investigators throwing the body back where they found it.

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Re: Life's Great Mysteries
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« Reply #58 on: September 22, 2021, 01:11:05 PM »
Awfully funny this guy’s parents don’t seem very concerned about their son who’s been “missing” for a week now. No calls to search for him, no pleading with the FBI to “please, please, find our missing son,” no press conference to beg him to come home or whoever has him to release him. Nothing.
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« Reply #59 on: September 22, 2021, 01:15:41 PM »
Awfully funny this guy’s parents don’t seem very concerned about their son who’s been “missing” for a week now. No calls to search for him, no pleading with the FBI to “please, please, find our missing son,” no press conference to beg him to come home or whoever has him to release him. Nothing.

They helped him get out of town

I would probably do the same thing
He shook my hand breed tub and walked away

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