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Life's Great Mysteries
« on: April 07, 2021, 07:45:13 AM »
How is Michael McDonald not a black man?

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Re: Life's Great Mysteries
« Reply #1 on: April 07, 2021, 07:47:21 AM »
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Re: Life's Great Mysteries
« Reply #2 on: April 07, 2021, 07:51:42 AM »
How is Michael McDonald not a black man?

Big fan of the jammin remix of Regulate.

I think that's the closest he gets to being black.

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« Reply #3 on: April 15, 2021, 12:55:37 PM »
Why do girl farts smell worse?
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Re: Life's Great Mysteries
« Reply #4 on: April 15, 2021, 01:06:30 PM »
Why do girl farts smell worse?

Maybe stop eating girls?
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Re: Life's Great Mysteries
« Reply #5 on: April 15, 2021, 01:10:36 PM »
Why do girl farts smell worse?
They hold them in longer, so they marinate in excrement longer.

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« Reply #6 on: April 15, 2021, 01:11:15 PM »
Maybe stop eating girls?

you backed me into a corner here.
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« Reply #7 on: April 15, 2021, 01:11:29 PM »
They hold them in longer, so they marinate in excrement longer.

this actually makes sense.
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Re: Life's Great Mysteries
« Reply #11 on: April 23, 2021, 05:03:04 PM »
Why are there 3 terms for women who like women (gay, lesbian, dyke), but only 1 term for dudes who like dudes (gay)?  Just had a drunk discussion about this and got no fair answer.  I mean, I like beavers, but that's not fair for my peter puffing friends.

I'm not talking about all the more specific terms, just the big stuff.

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« Reply #12 on: April 23, 2021, 07:30:53 PM »
Why are there 3 terms for women who like women (gay, lesbian, dyke), but only 1 term for dudes who like dudes (gay)?  Just had a drunk discussion about this and got no fair answer.  I mean, I like beavers, but that's not fair for my peter puffing friends.

I'm not talking about all the more specific terms, just the big stuff.

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"Queer" started out as a male only term, although it has come to apply to both. I would argue that "homosexual" is very rarely used for women.

If you're going to have "dyke" as a big stuff term for women, I think you have to allow "fag/bundle of sticks" for men. It's still offensive, but it has been or is in the process of being reclaimed by the gay community in much the same way as "person of color" has been by the black community. Fine for them to use it, very much not OK for those outside. I don't think it's OK for us to refer to gay women as "dykes", even though it's used in quite public forms by the community. They're "women in comfortable shoes". (10 points for anyone who gets that reference.)
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Re: Life's Great Mysteries
« Reply #13 on: April 23, 2021, 07:43:33 PM »
"Queer" started out as a male only term, although it has come to apply to both. I would argue that "homosexual" is very rarely used for women.

If you're going to have "dyke" as a big stuff term for women, I think you have to allow "fag/bundle of sticks" for men. It's still offensive, but it has been or is in the process of being reclaimed by the gay community in much the same way as "person of color" has been by the black community. Fine for them to use it, very much not OK for those outside. I don't think it's OK for us to refer to gay women as "dykes", even though it's used in quite public forms by the community. They're "women in comfortable shoes". (10 points for anyone who gets that reference.)
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