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Re: Miscellaneous Items of Which No Proper Categorization is Required
« Reply #2851 on: March 24, 2019, 02:59:36 AM »
A dude named Hubert

https://www.reddit.com/r/WatchPeopleDieInside/comments/b469o9/happy_birthday/

Don't give a freak about your birthday.

This is amazing and it's posted on about 8 different subreddits.
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Re: Miscellaneous Items of Which No Proper Categorization is Required
« Reply #2854 on: September 03, 2019, 12:36:28 PM »
"Idiot revenge"- when you think you are inflicting harm for a wrong you suffered, but in reality no one noticed or even cared.

Me at Jason's Deli in response to buying an overpriced sandwich. 

"I'll make those fuckers pay at the free unlimited frozen yogurt machine!!!11one"

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Re: Miscellaneous Items of Which No Proper Categorization is Required
« Reply #2855 on: October 11, 2019, 05:30:55 AM »
At least he asked for consent. #metoo

https://www.njherald.com/news/20191010/vernon-man-asked-to-have-sex-with-farm-animals-placed-tire-deflation-devices-on-driveways-when-denied

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A 31-year-old Vernon man is jailed pending trial after authorities say he sent several emails and letters to local farms and stables requesting to have sex with their farm animals.

In one case, he threatened to beat a farmer’s wife with a wooden stick when denied permission.

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Re: Miscellaneous Items of Which No Proper Categorization is Required
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Re: Miscellaneous Items of Which No Proper Categorization is Required
« Reply #2862 on: February 07, 2020, 09:08:55 AM »
Bold strategy

https://www.foxnews.com/travel/tsa-agent-arrested-allegedly-tricking-woman-showing-breasts

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Lomeli then allegedly told the woman she needed additional screening in a private room, and took her into an elevator where he instructed her to lift her shirt and bra to “to show me your full breasts,” the woman said. He also allegedly looked into her pants once more before allowing her to leave, but not before complimenting her breasts.

Lol.

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Re: Miscellaneous Items of Which No Proper Categorization is Required
« Reply #2863 on: February 08, 2020, 06:10:36 PM »


This'll probably work out fine.

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Re: Miscellaneous Items of Which No Proper Categorization is Required
« Reply #2864 on: February 08, 2020, 06:11:50 PM »
I think the spelling errors void the contract.  Well played, Jose.