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[CatoTheElder]

Two suicide bombings in Baghdad market.

https://apnews.com/article/middle-east-iraq-baghdad-d138cf4f0b9bf91221e959ea4d923128

[IATA]

Sucks that this happened, but this is ideal cause. 

honestly, ya. my first though was another 2017.

[Johnny English]

Two suicide bombings in Baghdad market.

https://apnews.com/article/middle-east-iraq-baghdad-d138cf4f0b9bf91221e959ea4d923128

No one immediately took responsibility for the attack, but Iraqi military officials said it was the work of the Islamic State group.

Are we sure it wasn't antifa infiltrators though?

[Badger]

Are we sure it wasn't antifa infiltrators though?

It was white people from out of town

[reuben]

Fuckin Georgians are all the same

[Badger]

Check out avocado mask in the back left

[Johnny English]

A massive container ship has run aground in the Suez Canal and has been blocking it for several hours. Apparently 10% of the world's trade travels through the Suez Canal, particularly oil, and if it isn't resolved soon it could impact global oil supplies and send prices up.

[MBGreen]

A massive container ship has run aground in the Suez Canal and has been blocking it for several hours. Apparently 10% of the world's trade travels through the Suez Canal, particularly oil, and if it isn't resolved soon it could impact global oil supplies and send prices up.

a stinger missile can fix this

[Badger]

A massive container ship has run aground in the Suez Canal and has been blocking it for several hours. Apparently 10% of the world's trade travels through the Suez Canal, particularly oil, and if it isn't resolved soon it could impact global oil supplies and send prices up.

Oh excrement, Facebook boomers are gonna lose their minds

[CatoTheElder]

So fun fact, you're not allowed to discharge sewage within 3 nautical miles from land and you cannot make fresh water within 12 nautical miles from land.

So the entire time EVERY ship stuck in the Suez right now is sitting there unable to turn around, running out of fresh water and filling up with pee and excrement.

[CatoTheElder]

a stinger missile can fix this

I don't know which part of this to correct first.

[Johnny English]

Oh excrement, Facebook boomers are gonna lose their minds

Probably. I just thought it was really interesting to show how fragile global supply chains can be, that one guy not paying attention to the steering wheel for a minute can impact global markets.

[Badger]

Probably. I just thought it was really interesting to show how fragile global supply chains can be, that one guy not paying attention to the steering wheel for a minute can impact global markets.

I know, I chose to ignore the actual real world implications in favor of my shitpost joke.

[Johnny English]

I know, I chose to ignore the actual real world implications in favor of my shitpost joke.

I believe that there is room for both in the world.

[MBGreen]

I don't know which part of this to correct first.

Fire up your destroyer and launch a couple SCUDS