World News

[dcm1602]

Welcome to the tard club, we meet on Wednesdays.

I thought that's why I signed up for this site in the first place

[SixFeetDeep]

https://nypost.com/2020/03/04/five-more-new-york-coronavirus-cases-confirmed-bringing-state-total-to-11/amp/?__twitter_impression=true

[bojanglesman]

https://nypost.com/2020/03/04/five-more-new-york-coronavirus-cases-confirmed-bringing-state-total-to-11/amp/?__twitter_impression=true

My banana pudding with make the perfect contagion media at the next tailgate.  Lick your fingers like Bloomberg!

[MBGreen]

My banana pudding with make the perfect contagion media at the next tailgate.  Lick your fingers like Bloomberg!

[dcm1602]

Italy isn't letting fans into any sporting events until April

All professional matches will be played in empty stadiums the next month

Kinda crazy

[CatoTheElder]

Everyone in the Navy stationed in Italy had their leave cancelled. Anyone who had leave in Italy had their leave cancelled.

[SixFeetDeep]

https://nypost.com/2020/03/04/james-bonds-no-time-to-die-release-postponed-amid-coronavirus-fears/amp/?__twitter_impression=true

What

[MBGreen]

https://nypost.com/2020/03/04/james-bonds-no-time-to-die-release-postponed-amid-coronavirus-fears/amp/?__twitter_impression=true

What

Sounds like a job for the double klobb.

[Johnny English]

Millennials / Gen Z: Hey, this whole pollution thing is kind of freaking up the world, scientists say so and everything, and given we're going to be here long after you've gone and will have to deal with this excrement would you mind please not?

Boomers: Yeah, we're not really sure that's true and look, there's really nothing we can do about it. Sorry. Economy, you know? Jobs and excrement. Can't stop.

Gen X:

Boomers: Hey, there's this disease thing going on and it's kinda bad for everyone but especially us and so EVERYTHING MUST STOP RIGHT NOW GET IT freaking EVERYTHING NOW

Gen X:

Millennials / Gen Z: https://www.sbs.com.au/language/english/audio/himalayas-visible-for-first-time-in-30-years-as-pollution-levels-in-india-drop

[Pope]

As a millennial I’ve been basically fucked most of the way through adulthood

I graduated high school in the mid 2000s when everyone was pushed to go to college regardless of their intelligence. Student loans were enormous for all but all is good because a degree will make up for it.

Fast forward a few years and you have a bunch of college graduates working in fields that have little to do with their degrees making freak all as a salary while owing hundreds of thousands of dollars for schooling. Also, this was right in the middle of a recession.

Fast forward a few more years and people of my era have been grinding to make their way in this world ready to start a family and buy houses. Unfortunately, a decent house in a nice city/suburb will cost you 300k+. Majority of people have little to no savings, and are likely buying on FHA loans or with borrowed money.

Here comes Coronavirus and an impending depression. Next steps? To be seen

[SixFeetDeep]

That’s life

[SixFeetDeep]

Millennials / Gen Z: Hey, this whole pollution thing is kind of freaking up the world, scientists say so and everything, and given we're going to be here long after you've gone and will have to deal with this excrement would you mind please not?

Boomers: Yeah, we're not really sure that's true and look, there's really nothing we can do about it. Sorry. Economy, you know? Jobs and excrement. Can't stop.

Gen X:

Boomers: Hey, there's this disease thing going on and it's kinda bad for everyone but especially us and so EVERYTHING MUST STOP RIGHT NOW GET IT freaking EVERYTHING NOW

Gen X:

Millennials / Gen Z: https://www.sbs.com.au/language/english/audio/himalayas-visible-for-first-time-in-30-years-as-pollution-levels-in-india-drop

[bojanglesman]

https://www.reuters.com/article/us-northkorea-politics-exclusive/exclusive-china-sent-team-including-medical-experts-to-advise-on-north-koreas-kim-idUSKCN2263DW

Paging Kim......whatever his sister's name is.....

Rumors swirling he's a vegetable now. Kim Jong Broccoli

[dcm1602]

Seems like the latest rumor is Kim Jung Un is on ECMO which doesn't bode well for him

[insanity]

https://www.reuters.com/article/us-northkorea-politics-exclusive/exclusive-china-sent-team-including-medical-experts-to-advise-on-north-koreas-kim-idUSKCN2263DW

Paging Kim......whatever his sister's name is.....

Rumors swirling he's a vegetable now. Kim Jong Broccoli

I ate a vegetable once, not good.  Chances are he's very very sick