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Re: World News
« Reply #525 on: April 26, 2020, 04:25:53 PM »
Why do I have a feeling that Sis is going to be 10x worse than Big Bro?  Like that one cartel chick who dissolves people in acid just so nobody thinks she's soft for being a woman.
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Re: World News
« Reply #526 on: June 16, 2020, 06:42:50 PM »
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Re: World News
« Reply #527 on: July 01, 2020, 07:52:40 AM »
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Re: World News
« Reply #528 on: July 10, 2020, 08:55:08 AM »
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Re: World News
« Reply #529 on: July 16, 2020, 11:05:54 AM »
CNN
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A 15-year-old boy in western Mongolia has died from bubonic plague after hunting and eating marmot, according to government health officials.



Someone needs to send Asia the memo to stop eating anything that moves on 4 legs.
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Re: World News
« Reply #530 on: July 16, 2020, 11:09:41 AM »
Quote from: MBGreen on July 16, 2020, 11:05:54 AM
CNN
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A 15-year-old boy in western Mongolia has died from bubonic plague after hunting and eating marmot, according to government health officials.



Someone needs to send Asia the memo to stop eating anything that moves on 4 legs.
You like cheeseburgers?
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Re: World News
« Reply #531 on: July 16, 2020, 11:16:06 AM »
Quote from: bojanglesman on July 16, 2020, 11:09:41 AM
You like cheeseburgers?

I'm an Arbys disciple myself.
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Re: World News
« Reply #532 on: July 16, 2020, 11:34:49 AM »
Quote from: MBGreen on July 16, 2020, 11:16:06 AM
I'm an Arbys disciple myself.
Their "beef" is 60% marmot
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Re: World News
« Reply #533 on: July 16, 2020, 11:36:36 AM »
Quote from: Badger on July 16, 2020, 11:34:49 AM
Their "beef" is 60% marmot

The other 40% is Hope Solo
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Re: World News
« Reply #534 on: July 16, 2020, 11:37:21 AM »
Quote from: Badger on July 16, 2020, 11:34:49 AM
Their "beef" is 60% marmot

false

it's 60% Hope Solo, 40% magic.


EDIT:  freak u, H
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Re: World News
« Reply #535 on: July 16, 2020, 11:44:59 AM »
Quote from: MBGreen on July 16, 2020, 11:37:21 AM
EDIT:  freak u, H

Rub some Horsey sauce on it
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Re: World News
« Reply #536 on: July 16, 2020, 11:46:57 AM »
Quote from: Heismanberg on July 16, 2020, 11:44:59 AM
Rub some Horsey sauce on it

like lemon juice on an open cut
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Re: World News
« Reply #537 on: July 16, 2020, 11:54:28 AM »
Quote from: MBGreen on July 16, 2020, 11:05:54 AM
Someone needs to send Asia the memo to stop eating anything that moves on 4 legs.
Same thing happened there last year

https://finance.yahoo.com/news/couple-die-in-mongolia-of-bubonic-plague-after-eating-raw-marmot-135154552.html
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Re: World News
« Reply #538 on: July 16, 2020, 11:56:38 AM »
Quote from: Heismanberg on July 16, 2020, 11:36:36 AM
The other 40% is Hope Solo
I hate you.
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Re: World News
« Reply #539 on: August 04, 2020, 10:57:46 AM »
There was a massive explosion at a fireworks factory in Beirut this morning

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