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Re: lolcowboys
« Reply #255 on: December 05, 2019, 09:12:57 PM »
Does Garrett even make the plane ride home with the way this is going?

Talk about pissing away talent.

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« Reply #256 on: December 05, 2019, 09:17:21 PM »
Does Garrett even make the plane ride home with the way this is going?

Talk about pissing away talent.

It's Gase's fault, he doesn't know how to use Elliott.
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« Reply #257 on: December 06, 2019, 10:49:44 AM »
It's Gase's fault, he doesn't know how to use Elliott.

Using Garrett to poke fun at how people feel about Gase doesn't make the point you think it does.
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« Reply #258 on: December 06, 2019, 10:51:45 AM »
Using Garrett to poke fun at how people feel about Gase doesn't make the point you think it does.

Nobody should ever be fired in Seafood's world.  In his mind, Weeb Eubank's corpse should still be coaching the Jets.
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« Reply #259 on: December 06, 2019, 11:20:42 AM »
Nobody should ever be fired in Seafood's world.  In his mind, Weeb Eubank's corpse should still be coaching the Jets.

Says the guy who wants to fire everybody.
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« Reply #260 on: December 06, 2019, 11:29:29 AM »
Says the guy who wants to fire everybody.
Nope...just the bums we hire. You know, because they’re bums.
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Re: lolcowboys
« Reply #261 on: January 06, 2020, 08:55:54 AM »
Glazer is reporting Mike McCarthy is the Cowboys new HC.
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« Reply #262 on: January 06, 2020, 09:10:22 AM »
Glazer is reporting Mike McCarthy is the Cowboys new HC.
He's their type of coach, not trendy just stable.

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« Reply #263 on: January 06, 2020, 09:59:21 AM »
good hire. i wonder how that feels...

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« Reply #264 on: January 06, 2020, 10:04:52 AM »
good hire. i wonder how that feels...

Exactly.

Any chance he's going to make the offense worse, like Gase did to ours?

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« Reply #265 on: January 06, 2020, 11:19:32 AM »
good hire. i wonder how that feels...

Funny, nobody here wanted him last year when he was available and we were hiring. I'd have preferred him over Gase, granted all I really knew about Gase was he coached Miami and I hate everything related to them.
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« Reply #266 on: January 06, 2020, 11:30:26 AM »
One of the reasons I'm so dismissive of the anti-Gase crowd is because they wanted this fat oaf.

No thanks.

"Gase was dragged to any success he had by Manning" say the people who wanted the guy who's career was made entirely by a generational quarterback. One that he didn't even want when he had the opportunity as a meaningful voice to either advocate for him or the immortal Alex Smith, (don't get me wrong, Smith turned out to be a solid, if unspectacular NFL quarterback before his leg was snapped).

I can't believe the Cowboys made a lateral move away from one of the biggest underachievers relative to their talent, but here we are. The only difference between Garret and McCarthy is that one had Aaron Rodgers and didn't get screwed out of advancing in a year they could've won the super bowl by a horrible call.
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Re: lolcowboys
« Reply #267 on: January 06, 2020, 11:43:02 AM »
Funny, nobody here wanted him last year when he was available and we were hiring.

One of the reasons I'm so dismissive of the anti-Gase crowd is because they wanted this fat oaf.

well which is it fellas?

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« Reply #268 on: January 06, 2020, 11:51:16 AM »
well which is it fellas?

I don't remember too many people saying we should hire him. I posted when he was available late last season and the reaction I got was he can stay available. I wasn't necessarily saying go get him but he seemed to be an experienced, offensive guy who had some wins and playoffs on his resume, which is what I thought people were wanting.

The threads are there, nice thing about this site, we can go back and see how wrong everybody always is.
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« Reply #269 on: January 06, 2020, 12:06:48 PM »
I don't mind McCarthy. He did pretty well with a QB who is hella talented but something of an poopchute, and a roster that was never terrible but rarely great.
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