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Re: The Saga of Deshaun Watson
« Reply #1005 on: March 25, 2022, 01:01:27 PM »
-DeShaun Watson, Sports Illustrated interview 2019

It wasn't assault, he was just repeatedly dip-sticking his current level of stardom. 

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Re: The Saga of Deshaun Watson
« Reply #1006 on: March 25, 2022, 01:08:42 PM »
-DeShaun Watson, Sports Illustrated interview 2019
I meant isn't this America?  These are basic rights.

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Re: The Saga of Deshaun Watson
« Reply #1007 on: March 25, 2022, 02:15:29 PM »
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Re: The Saga of Deshaun Watson
« Reply #1008 on: March 25, 2022, 02:51:09 PM »

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Re: The Saga of Deshaun Watson
« Reply #1009 on: March 25, 2022, 03:45:34 PM »

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The only kind of excrement I wanna do with fame that’s decadent… is I wanna go to Vegas to the $5,000 blackjack table. And I don’t even wanna play. I wanna be such a big star that I can go up to one of the players in a tight hand… and put my dick on his shoulder. And I’m such a celebrity, they think it’s funny. ”Hey, what the freak? ”Oh, excrement, DeShaun Watson! ”Wow.” He gets on his cell phone: ”You are not gonna believe whose dick is on my shoulder right now. ”

-DeShaun Watson, Sports Illustrated interview 2019
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Re: The Saga of Deshaun Watson
« Reply #1010 on: March 29, 2022, 09:41:09 PM »
https://twitter.com/jpafootball/status/1508874184675540993?s=21&t=xy4_dvSiRdcsg36pS-rvRQ

This is just my opinion, but if you can’t see clear through this guy you are a freaking idiot
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Re: The Saga of Deshaun Watson
« Reply #1011 on: March 29, 2022, 09:49:25 PM »
I have no idea If Zach will be a good NFL QB let alone one who ends up as successful as Watson was in Houston. But I am so damn glad that we had Zach this off-season when all of this went down with Watson. I know that winning comes with a price and often times most of the guys that wear our colors aren’t choir boys, but I am so damn glad I don’t have to root for this guy because he’s wearing our jerseys. That’s a cost I’m glad some other fan base has to deal with and not us.
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Re: The Saga of Deshaun Watson
« Reply #1015 on: June 03, 2022, 06:19:39 PM »
https://mobile.twitter.com/SportsRadio610/status/1532756778294845440

Without our resident expert any longer on the board, I'll just assume this guy knows what he's talking about

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Re: The Saga of Deshaun Watson
« Reply #1016 on: June 03, 2022, 07:25:34 PM »
What is consent, anyway?
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Re: The Saga of Deshaun Watson
« Reply #1017 on: June 06, 2022, 10:01:03 AM »
Without our resident expert any longer on the board, I'll just assume this guy knows what he's talking about

It's literal prostitution my guy LMAO.

Hardin's an incredibly savvy and experienced attorney, I'm surprised he let this slip. Pretty sure he tried to backtrack but yeeeesh.

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Re: The Saga of Deshaun Watson
« Reply #1018 on: June 06, 2022, 11:36:29 AM »
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24th plaintiff says that she stopped the massage after Watson got an erection, but that he continued to masturbate in front of her and then ejaculated, getting some on her chest and face. She says she quit massage therapy soon after.
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Re: The Saga of Deshaun Watson
« Reply #1019 on: June 06, 2022, 12:11:45 PM »


Is it just the lack of consent that gets him going? Like, he can probably pay for this exact thing without having it be sexual assault.
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