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Re: The Saga of Deshaun Watson
« Reply #765 on: April 15, 2021, 03:01:20 PM »
trying to back down to the 'he has had some hot consensual sex with these hot masseuses' hill doesn't seem like the best strategy

if he's had consensual sex with masseuses it only lends credence to the idea that he would look for sex with any of the masseuses he's using, and possibly turn non-sexual encounters into sexual ones, because they've happened before
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Re: The Saga of Deshaun Watson
« Reply #766 on: April 15, 2021, 03:34:29 PM »
Quote from: d sw0rdz on April 15, 2021, 03:01:20 PM
trying to back down to the 'he has had some hot consensual sex with these hot masseuses' hill doesn't seem like the best strategy

if he's had consensual sex with masseuses it only lends credence to the idea that he would look for sex with any of the masseuses he's using, and possibly turn non-sexual encounters into sexual ones, because they've happened before

Yeah but when you're a star they let you do it. You can do anything. Grab them by the hoo-ha. You can do anything.
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Re: The Saga of Deshaun Watson
« Reply #767 on: April 19, 2021, 02:55:34 PM »
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Re: The Saga of Deshaun Watson
« Reply #768 on: April 19, 2021, 02:58:36 PM »
Watson getting out of this unscathed will be akin to a 16 seed running table during March Madness.
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Re: The Saga of Deshaun Watson
« Reply #769 on: April 19, 2021, 03:07:50 PM »
possibly the worst defense he could have gone with, this is gonna be a excrement show, i cant wait.
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Re: The Saga of Deshaun Watson
« Reply #770 on: April 19, 2021, 03:08:16 PM »
the jury is going to award these woman eleventy billion dollars
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Re: The Saga of Deshaun Watson
« Reply #771 on: April 19, 2021, 03:30:52 PM »
None of what these women says is true, they all wanted to have happen whatever happened, they all asked for more, and if things did happen then they all tried to make money from it. Sure, let's go with that.

Poor Deshaun really does have some bad luck with massage therapists, eh? Not only does he need to replace them after one or two sessions, but it turns out that every single one of them is a fame chasing money grabber with no morals.
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Re: The Saga of Deshaun Watson
« Reply #772 on: April 19, 2021, 05:55:51 PM »
Quote from: Johnny English on April 19, 2021, 03:30:52 PM
None of what these women says is true, they all wanted to have happen whatever happened, they all asked for more, and if things did happen then they all tried to make money from it. Sure, let's go with that.

Poor Deshaun really does have some bad luck with massage therapists, eh? Not only does he need to replace them after one or two sessions, but it turns out that every single one of them is a fame chasing money grabber with no morals.

Poor guy ran into 22 consecutive gold digger massage therapists who were all angling for a lawsuit. I mean really, what are the odds?
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Re: The Saga of Deshaun Watson
« Reply #773 on: April 29, 2021, 01:56:10 PM »
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Re: The Saga of Deshaun Watson
« Reply #774 on: May 12, 2021, 11:38:31 AM »
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Re: The Saga of Deshaun Watson
« Reply #775 on: May 12, 2021, 01:34:06 PM »
If he plays I hope he gets destroyed.
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Re: The Saga of Deshaun Watson
« Reply #776 on: May 13, 2021, 04:51:13 PM »
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Re: The Saga of Deshaun Watson
« Reply #777 on: May 13, 2021, 04:53:03 PM »
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Re: The Saga of Deshaun Watson
« Reply #778 on: July 25, 2021, 08:59:57 AM »
Watson showed up to Texans TC
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Re: The Saga of Deshaun Watson
« Reply #779 on: July 25, 2021, 11:24:01 AM »
Quote from: MBGreen on July 25, 2021, 08:59:57 AM
Watson showed up to Texans TC

I’d guess he’s trying to fix his image a bit since the allegations.

Good for the Texans I suppose. But Watson is completely radioactive right now
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