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My dad always says he's undefeated at tailgating

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Re: The Saga of Deshaun Watson
« Reply #751 on: April 09, 2021, 04:16:30 PM »
https://twitter.com/profootballtalk/status/1380610843910488066?s=21


Suuuuuuure

"They mad cuz they let me hit it" might be a more successful defense than "these 357 women are all lying about me slinging my boner around the massage room".

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Re: The Saga of Deshaun Watson
« Reply #752 on: April 09, 2021, 05:09:26 PM »
"They mad cuz they let me hit it" might be a more successful defense than "these 357 women are all lying about me slinging my boner around the massage room".

it may be, but it's still a bad look lol.......and him having to resort to that after his initial comments were 'i can't wait to clear my name' do not bode well overall

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Re: The Saga of Deshaun Watson
« Reply #753 on: April 09, 2021, 05:11:14 PM »
oh excrement i just realized

deshaun watson making key use of rusty hardon against masseuses

has this connection/headline been made yet

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Re: The Saga of Deshaun Watson
« Reply #754 on: April 09, 2021, 06:23:45 PM »
oh excrement i just realized

deshaun watson making key use of rusty hardon against masseuses

has this connection/headline been made yet
The Daily News would like to offer you a job.

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Re: The Saga of Deshaun Watson
« Reply #756 on: April 09, 2021, 10:24:21 PM »
“Sir, you see, I’m DeShaun Watson, so naturally all of these chicks wanted to bang me after massaging my killer bod. The air thrusting and ejaculating was also completely consensual, they love that stuff”
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He shook my hand breed tub and walked away

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Re: The Saga of Deshaun Watson
« Reply #759 on: April 10, 2021, 07:36:19 PM »
Good, that guy sucks
Cancel culture has gone too far

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Re: The Saga of Deshaun Watson
« Reply #760 on: April 11, 2021, 09:43:57 PM »
Cancel culture has gone too far

If you cancel this guy the terrorists win
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Re: The Saga of Deshaun Watson
« Reply #761 on: April 13, 2021, 08:01:26 PM »
He shook my hand breed tub and walked away

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Re: The Saga of Deshaun Watson
« Reply #762 on: April 14, 2021, 05:20:53 AM »
If you cancel this guy the terrorists win
What if you cancel the cancelling......

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