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Re: The Saga of Deshaun Watson
« Reply #720 on: March 30, 2021, 03:29:58 PM »
Quote from: Derek Smalls on March 30, 2021, 12:27:36 PM
I don't think he's done. I'll believe it when I see it if he's done. He's too good, and people will overlook these things. Either the lawyer will cast enough doubt over the allegations where teams will be comfortable enough with him, or Watson will publicly apologize, say he didn't realize what he was doing was so bad, and some team will forgive him enough.

The NFL is willing to overlook a lot.

I think it's going to come down to how strong the worst of the allegations are.

Ie the above sports illustrated story just makes him look like a jerkoff and pervert. It's absolutely not enough to keep him out of the league, even on a reoccurring scale.

The allegations about forced conduct and assault are a whole other story if found to be credible

That said the scrutiny and bad press will likely follow him for the rest of his career. The dude might just have to become a feminist or something
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Re: The Saga of Deshaun Watson
« Reply #721 on: March 30, 2021, 06:09:03 PM »
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Re: The Saga of Deshaun Watson
« Reply #722 on: March 30, 2021, 06:45:50 PM »
Quote from: Derek Smalls on March 30, 2021, 12:27:36 PM
I don't think he's done. I'll believe it when I see it if he's done. He's too good, and people will overlook these things. Either the lawyer will cast enough doubt over the allegations where teams will be comfortable enough with him, or Watson will publicly apologize, say he didn't realize what he was doing was so bad, and some team will forgive him enough.

The NFL is willing to overlook a lot.

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Re: The Saga of Deshaun Watson
« Reply #723 on: March 30, 2021, 06:53:19 PM »
"Your honor, those girls assaulted my penis with their hands.  My penis is an innocent victim in all this."
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Re: The Saga of Deshaun Watson
« Reply #724 on: March 30, 2021, 07:31:45 PM »
No way you can ever watch him play football again without thinking about him doing that weird penis thrust no hands ejac move
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Re: The Saga of Deshaun Watson
« Reply #725 on: March 30, 2021, 07:32:56 PM »
Watson needs to hurry up and identify as a woman
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Re: The Saga of Deshaun Watson
« Reply #726 on: March 30, 2021, 07:33:29 PM »
Quote from: SixFeetDeep on March 30, 2021, 07:31:45 PM
No way you can ever watch him play football again without thinking about him doing that weird penis thrust no hands ejac move

Calling it now, penis thrust will be his go to TD celebration

On a more serious note I wouldn't be surprised to see him endlessly getting taunted with it when sacked, assuming he actually plays again (which I think he will)
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Re: The Saga of Deshaun Watson
« Reply #727 on: March 30, 2021, 07:37:44 PM »


Quote from: dcm1602 on March 30, 2021, 03:29:58 PM
The dude might just have to become a feminist or something

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Re: The Saga of Deshaun Watson
« Reply #728 on: March 30, 2021, 07:38:31 PM »
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Re: The Saga of Deshaun Watson
« Reply #729 on: March 30, 2021, 08:13:42 PM »
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Re: The Saga of Deshaun Watson
« Reply #730 on: March 30, 2021, 09:31:48 PM »
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Re: The Saga of Deshaun Watson
« Reply #731 on: March 31, 2021, 03:26:35 PM »
Watson's lawyer has issued a press release naming a number of massage therapists who have worked with Watson and support him. I'm no lawyer, but I'm pretty sure that "he didn't sexually assault me so he probably didn't assault the ones who said he did" isn't a particularly compelling argument.
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Re: The Saga of Deshaun Watson
« Reply #732 on: March 31, 2021, 03:29:42 PM »
Quote from: Johnny English on March 31, 2021, 03:26:35 PM
Watson's lawyer has issued a press release naming a number of massage therapists who have worked with Watson and support him. I'm no lawyer, but I'm pretty sure that "he didn't sexually assault me so he probably didn't assault the ones who said he did" isn't a particularly compelling argument.

It's a terrible defense
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Re: The Saga of Deshaun Watson
« Reply #733 on: March 31, 2021, 03:43:06 PM »
Watsons camp should rank all of the massage therapist in order of attractiveness and use the ole if I didn't sexually the hot ones why would I sexually assault the fugly ones defense
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Re: The Saga of Deshaun Watson
« Reply #734 on: March 31, 2021, 07:22:37 PM »
Quote from: Johnny English on March 31, 2021, 03:26:35 PM
Watson's lawyer has issued a press release naming a number of massage therapists who have worked with Watson and support him. I'm no lawyer, but I'm pretty sure that "he didn't sexually assault me so he probably didn't assault the ones who said he did" isn't a particularly compelling argument.

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