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Re: The Saga of Deshaun Watson
« Reply #660 on: March 19, 2021, 03:08:30 PM »
Texans traded for Ryan Finley

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Re: The Saga of Deshaun Watson
« Reply #661 on: March 19, 2021, 03:12:21 PM »
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Buzbee said that one of the masseuses was referred to Watson by a member of the Texans organization and another by his private quarterback coach Quincy Avery. He added that one of the accusations against Watson concerns an incident in the last month and that it happened after Watson was aware of the allegations being made against him.

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Re: The Saga of Deshaun Watson
« Reply #662 on: March 19, 2021, 03:17:27 PM »
The conduct policy might get him. It leaves a lot open to the commissioner. Relevant is on page 5:

https://static.nfl.com/static/content/public/photo/2017/08/11/0ap3000000828506.pdf

Yes of course, but as we already know that's an entirely discretionary process which results in punishments ranging from a four game suspension for multiple rapes to a four game suspension for destroying a mobile phone.
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Re: The Saga of Deshaun Watson
« Reply #663 on: March 19, 2021, 03:19:20 PM »
maybe Darnold's trade market will heat up.
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Re: The Saga of Deshaun Watson
« Reply #664 on: March 19, 2021, 03:48:49 PM »
Trade Darnold to the Texans for their 2022 1st-round pick. Profit.

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Re: The Saga of Deshaun Watson
« Reply #666 on: March 19, 2021, 04:20:18 PM »
This dude is done. You can’t get 22 women to lie, go on record, and provide receipts.

Innocent until proven guilty and these circumstances remain sketchy as freak, but holy excrement.
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Re: The Saga of Deshaun Watson
« Reply #667 on: March 19, 2021, 04:40:33 PM »
This dude is done. You can’t get 22 women to lie, go on record, and provide receipts.

Innocent until proven guilty and these circumstances remain sketchy as freak, but holy excrement.
Yep. Hard to imagine this many women are lying about this.

Unless you're new Jets special teams ace Justin Hardee.
https://twitter.com/jhardee_19/status/1373025044125913091

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Re: The Saga of Deshaun Watson
« Reply #668 on: March 19, 2021, 04:49:36 PM »
Yep. Hard to imagine this many women are lying about this.

Unless you're new Jets special teams ace Justin Hardee.
https://twitter.com/jhardee_19/status/1373025044125913091
I'm also wondering how he managed to do this to 20 different women if true. 

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Re: The Saga of Deshaun Watson
« Reply #669 on: March 19, 2021, 04:51:05 PM »
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Re: The Saga of Deshaun Watson
« Reply #671 on: March 19, 2021, 06:42:56 PM »
I'm gonna go out on a limb and say I was completely and entirely wrong on this one.

Also the lawyer is worth almost a billion dollars, so it's an safe assumption he is not doing this for financial gain.

He could still be motivated by his biaseses in regards to the Texans and it's owners. And Watson should be treated as innocent until proven otherwise. But this looks extremely bad.

Also I imagine the value of our first rounder just went up because of this. That's the real important message here

Definitely gonna eat crow on this one though

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Re: The Saga of Deshaun Watson
« Reply #672 on: March 19, 2021, 07:33:52 PM »
I'm gonna go out on a limb and say I was completely and entirely wrong on this one.

Also the lawyer is worth almost a billion dollars, so it's an safe assumption he is not doing this for financial gain.

He could still be motivated by his biaseses in regards to the Texans and it's owners. And Watson should be treated as innocent until proven otherwise. But this looks extremely bad.

Also I imagine the value of our first rounder just went up because of this. That's the real important message here

Definitely gonna eat crow on this one though

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Re: The Saga of Deshaun Watson
« Reply #673 on: March 19, 2021, 09:18:16 PM »
the texans were steadfast that they would not trade deshaun, and god damnit theyre right about that.

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Re: The Saga of Deshaun Watson
« Reply #674 on: March 19, 2021, 09:32:27 PM »
Assuming he does not go to prison.

Is it cut and dry he never plays in the league again?

Or do the Texans seriously contemplate turning him into a reclamation project?

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