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Re: lolDraft
« Reply #75 on: May 02, 2021, 08:35:46 PM »
Evan Silva, who has always hated the Jets, gave the Jets a B+
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Re: lolDraft
« Reply #76 on: May 02, 2021, 08:37:06 PM »
Evan Silva, who has always hated the Jets, gave the Jets a B+

The guy lives for making shitty jokes shitting on the Jets. A B+ from him is really an A
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Re: lolDraft
« Reply #79 on: May 03, 2021, 01:36:40 PM »
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Re: lolDraft
« Reply #80 on: May 03, 2021, 02:12:06 PM »
Now that guy has five problems. His team lost out on Davonte Smith, his friends think he's a moron, he has a new drywall repair to do, his wife hates him, and he probably broke his hand.  All in the span of 5 seconds. But freak him he's a Giants fan.

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Re: lolDraft
« Reply #81 on: May 03, 2021, 07:07:34 PM »
Now that guy has five problems. His team lost out on Davonte Smith, his friends think he's a moron, he has a new drywall repair to do, his wife hates him, and he probably broke his hand.  All in the span of 5 seconds. But freak him he's a Giants fan.

The "relax" at the end on his part after he was the one out of hand is pretty funny though,

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Re: lolDraft
« Reply #82 on: May 04, 2021, 08:49:23 AM »
telling somebody who's trying to argue with you to 'relax' is a surefire way of pissing them the fvck off even more lmao

i'm not a very argumentative person so anytime anybody's trying to try it i tell them to 'relax' and sure enough it makes them go off on me even more. like clockwork

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Re: lolDraft
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Re: lolDraft
« Reply #85 on: June 06, 2021, 10:23:13 PM »
Solid concept and read

https://www.reddit.com/r/nfl/comments/ntk9gj/oc_analysis_of_teams_drafting_success_from

I'll check this tomorrow but Charles Rodgers as the single worst pick of two decades is going to be an interesting one to support.
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Re: lolDraft
« Reply #86 on: June 07, 2021, 08:30:13 AM »
I'll check this tomorrow but Charles Rodgers as the single worst pick of two decades is going to be an interesting one to support.

#2 overall pick that almost immediately washed out of the league.  They chose him ahead of Andre Johnson, which probably impacts that ranking quite a bit.

Big Mike Williams was just as bad, but the pick wasn't as high. 

Detroit is a dumpster fire. 
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« Reply #87 on: June 07, 2021, 08:33:13 AM »
#2 overall pick that almost immediately washed out of the league.  They chose him ahead of Andre Johnson, which probably impacts that ranking quite a bit.

Big Mike Williams was just as bad, but the pick wasn't as high. 

Detroit is a dumpster fire. 

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Re: lolDraft
« Reply #88 on: June 07, 2021, 08:36:38 AM »
#2 overall pick that almost immediately washed out of the league.  They chose him ahead of Andre Johnson, which probably impacts that ranking quite a bit.

Big Mike Williams was just as bad, but the pick wasn't as high. 

Detroit is a dumpster fire.
Detroit was my argument against tanking for a long time because of how often they picked high and never seemed to improve (until the Stafford era).

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Re: lolDraft
« Reply #89 on: June 07, 2021, 08:42:54 AM »
Detroit was my argument against tanking for a long time because of how often they picked high and never seemed to improve (until the Stafford era).

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