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Jeff "Lars" Ulbrich
« on: January 21, 2021, 01:38:22 PM »
He shook my hand breed tub and walked away

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Re: Jeff "Lars" Ulbrich
« Reply #1 on: January 21, 2021, 01:41:55 PM »
LARS SZN
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Re: Jeff "Lars" Ulbrich
« Reply #2 on: January 21, 2021, 01:42:17 PM »
Still funny that nobody on the beat could confirm this.

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Re: Jeff "Lars" Ulbrich
« Reply #3 on: January 21, 2021, 01:49:30 PM »
Still funny that nobody on the beat could confirm this.

if our setup is now as tight-lipped as it seems, we may actually get more 'insider info' from league-wide guys like schefter talking to sources from other teams who have info about us than we would from our own beat reporters

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Re: Jeff "Lars" Ulbrich
« Reply #4 on: January 21, 2021, 01:50:21 PM »
Lars' beard looks like a Just for Men commercial.

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Re: Jeff "Lars" Ulbrich
« Reply #5 on: January 21, 2021, 01:50:47 PM »
if our setup is now as tight-lipped as it seems, we may actually get more 'insider info' from league-wide guys like schefter talking to sources from other teams who have info about us than we would from our own beat reporters

Just wait until Hughes gives Mack Brown a hand-job.  Then we'll get Saleh's opinions on the Star Wars films. 
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Re: Jeff "Lars" Ulbrich
« Reply #6 on: January 21, 2021, 02:05:50 PM »
https://twitter.com/nyjets/status/1352342092702502917?s=21

Between Joe Douglas, Saleh, and Lars- we have a building full of badasses

Far cry from Duff, Gase, and Dowell
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Re: Jeff "Lars" Ulbrich
« Reply #7 on: January 21, 2021, 03:54:09 PM »
God bless whichever fella snuck this onto his wikipedia page: (emphasis added by me)

Jeffery Wade Ulbrich (/ˈʊlbrɪk/; born February 17, 1977) is an American football coach and former linebacker who is the defensive coordinator for the New York Jets of the National Football League (NFL). He played college football at Hawaii. He was drafted by the San Francisco 49ers in the 3rd round (86th overall) in the 2000 NFL Draft and played for the 49ers from 2000 to 2009. He was well-known for one of the most memorable goatees in 49ers history.

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Re: Jeff "Lars" Ulbrich
« Reply #8 on: January 21, 2021, 05:45:20 PM »
Our coaching staff has a severe mullet deficit.

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Re: Jeff "Lars" Ulbrich
« Reply #11 on: June 02, 2022, 11:47:26 AM »
Keep em fresh.  I'd rather have Rankins pushing at 95% than a gassed Q.

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Re: Jeff "Lars" Ulbrich
« Reply #12 on: June 02, 2022, 12:32:39 PM »
Sign Ogunjobi
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Re: Jeff "Lars" Ulbrich
« Reply #13 on: June 02, 2022, 05:35:43 PM »
Sign Ogunjobi

Agreed

As an aside, unless Q is otherworldly effective I think we need to expect him to walk or tag and traded. I can’t see us signing a guy for $20 million (or there a bouts) a year for 35 snaps a game and roughly 6-8 sacks and 12-18 TFLs
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Re: Jeff "Lars" Ulbrich
« Reply #14 on: June 02, 2022, 06:33:49 PM »
Agreed

As an aside, unless Q is otherworldly effective I think we need to expect him to walk or tag and traded. I can’t see us signing a guy for $20 million (or there a bouts) a year for 35 snaps a game and roughly 6-8 sacks and 12-18 TFLs

The 49ers definitely didn't follow this rule under Saleh, and
Ulbrich definitely didn't follow it here last year or with Atlanta

I'm not worried, we have time to figure out Q

And this quote doesn't mean excrement other than he wants to utilize our depth
« Last Edit: June 02, 2022, 06:36:25 PM by dcm1602 »

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