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Re: Enjoy Your Tostitos
« Reply #30 on: September 09, 2022, 12:11:16 PM »
That just jumped Virginia up to #2 in the order of states that should be returned to the natives.
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Re: Enjoy Your Tostitos
« Reply #31 on: September 09, 2022, 01:54:32 PM »
https://www.reddit.com/r/WTF/comments/x930ki/virginia_restaurant_has_a_911_themed_menu/

Should have been an extra gin Never-Remember-Tini for the lulz.
I'd also have suggested Zero Dark Dirty martini, or United ninety-Three Cheese Nachos.

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Re: Enjoy Your Tostitos
« Reply #32 on: September 09, 2022, 08:07:47 PM »
Should have been an extra gin Never-Remember-Tini for the lulz.
I'd also have suggested Zero Dark Dirty martini, or United ninety-Three Cheese Nachos.
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Re: Enjoy Your Tostitos
« Reply #33 on: September 09, 2022, 08:45:32 PM »
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Battling beer tower special. Get tow groups of friends fo see who can bring the suds down first.

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Re: Enjoy Your Tostitos
« Reply #34 on: December 31, 2022, 12:00:12 PM »

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Re: Enjoy Your Tostitos
« Reply #35 on: January 12, 2023, 09:39:18 AM »

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Re: Enjoy Your Tostitos
« Reply #36 on: January 12, 2023, 12:30:11 PM »
A cross-dressing limey poofter

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Re: Enjoy Your Tostitos
« Reply #37 on: January 12, 2023, 12:40:04 PM »
I don't understand anything that's going on there.
As someone else commented on the story, "none of those words are in the bible."

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Re: Enjoy Your Tostitos
« Reply #38 on: January 18, 2023, 02:56:09 PM »

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Re: Enjoy Your Tostitos
« Reply #39 on: January 18, 2023, 03:07:57 PM »
Suck it, Skynet

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Re: Enjoy Your Tostitos
« Reply #40 on: April 30, 2023, 11:29:29 PM »
https://twitter.com/rightwingcope/status/1652864492840132608?s=46&t=e6vm1ybQ4I7pEpNpNEkBkg

New benefits include limited Tostitos (previously was unlimited)
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Re: Enjoy Your Tostitos
« Reply #41 on: April 30, 2023, 11:50:56 PM »
https://twitter.com/rightwingcope/status/1652864492840132608?s=46&t=e6vm1ybQ4I7pEpNpNEkBkg

New benefits include limited Tostitos (previously was unlimited)

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Re: Enjoy Your Tostitos
« Reply #43 on: August 03, 2023, 12:28:19 PM »
My dad always says he's undefeated at tailgating

Maybe it's not I who doesn't know what he's talking about

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Re: Enjoy Your Tostitos
« Reply #44 on: August 03, 2023, 12:46:58 PM »
He shook my hand breed tub and walked away

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