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Philip Rivers retiring
« on: January 20, 2021, 07:44:19 AM »
Peace, Bo.
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Re: Philip Rivers retiring
« Reply #1 on: January 20, 2021, 07:44:47 AM »
Good. Another team needs a QB.

Need Brees and Ben next.
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Re: Philip Rivers retiring
« Reply #2 on: January 20, 2021, 07:47:11 AM »
Good for him

Now he has time to spend with his wife and start a family

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Re: Philip Rivers retiring
« Reply #3 on: January 20, 2021, 08:21:40 AM »
Peace, Bo.

It's been an honour, boys. Dadgummit!

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Re: Philip Rivers retiring
« Reply #4 on: January 20, 2021, 08:24:03 AM »
Good. Another team needs a QB.

Need Brees and Ben next.

You can bank on Brees retiring.  I bet Ben stays.  He had a good year this year.

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Re: Philip Rivers retiring
« Reply #5 on: January 20, 2021, 08:26:53 AM »
You can bank on Brees retiring.  I bet Ben stays.  He had a good year this year.

Big Ben won't retire but he fell off a cliff about halfway through the season. 
He shook my hand breed tub and walked away

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Re: Philip Rivers retiring
« Reply #6 on: January 20, 2021, 08:45:07 AM »
It's been an honour, boys. Dadgummit!

more time to pork your wife and make babbies
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Re: Philip Rivers retiring
« Reply #7 on: January 20, 2021, 08:46:00 AM »
more time to pork your wife and make babbies

The first part, not the second part.

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Re: Philip Rivers retiring
« Reply #8 on: January 20, 2021, 08:48:54 AM »
The first part, not the second part.

Better cut your testicles off to make sure.
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Re: Philip Rivers retiring
« Reply #9 on: January 20, 2021, 01:55:51 PM »
Colts make sense for Darnold if Watson blah blah blah....

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Re: Philip Rivers retiring
« Reply #10 on: January 21, 2021, 09:16:18 AM »
i wonder how many nannies they have. theres no way his wife raises all those kids on her own? do they make the older kids raise the younger ones like those duggar freaks?

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Re: Philip Rivers retiring
« Reply #11 on: January 21, 2021, 09:19:36 AM »
i wonder how many nannies they have. theres no way his wife raises all those kids on her own? do they make the older kids raise the younger ones like those duggar freaks?

Don't the Duggars have sex with each other too?
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Re: Philip Rivers retiring
« Reply #12 on: January 21, 2021, 09:19:58 AM »
Nice run bo, good luck to you. See you at the next tailgate.
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Re: Philip Rivers retiring
« Reply #13 on: January 21, 2021, 10:08:20 AM »
Don't the Duggars have sex with each other too?

i know the oldest boy molested a few of his sisters, so maybe?

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Re: Philip Rivers retiring
« Reply #14 on: January 21, 2021, 10:08:55 AM »
Nice run bo, good luck to you. See you at the next tailgate.

I'll bring the kids.

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