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The Jets Beat
« on: January 15, 2021, 08:07:09 PM »
Before I get ratioed, our beat reporters are super pathetic and are worthy of disparagement even outside of Manish related topics
My dad always says he's undefeated at tailgating

Maybe it's not I who doesn't know what he's talking about

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Re: The Jets Beat
« Reply #1 on: January 15, 2021, 08:07:20 PM »
My dad always says he's undefeated at tailgating

Maybe it's not I who doesn't know what he's talking about

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Re: The Jets Beat
« Reply #2 on: January 15, 2021, 08:10:29 PM »
My list of top Jets beat reporters:

1. Connor
2. Connor
3. Connor
4. Connor
5. Connor

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Re: The Jets Beat
« Reply #3 on: January 15, 2021, 09:41:24 PM »
Manish was always the one with the juicy scoops no matter how he got them or how accurate they were.

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Re: The Jets Beat
« Reply #4 on: January 15, 2021, 10:13:37 PM »
Manish was always the one with the juicy scoops no matter how he got them or how accurate they were.
Ironic that he was undone by a scoop... of ice cream

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Re: The Jets Beat
« Reply #6 on: January 18, 2021, 04:24:41 PM »
^ haha
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"Hello good sir GM, may we pretty please have your throwaway centers and gords please??!?  I'll suck yo'dick!"

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Re: The Jets Beat
« Reply #7 on: January 18, 2021, 04:29:52 PM »
In fairness it is quite a nice looking scarf.
A cross-dressing limey poofter

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Re: The Jets Beat
« Reply #8 on: January 18, 2021, 04:58:08 PM »
Username checks out
My dad always says he's undefeated at tailgating

Maybe it's not I who doesn't know what he's talking about

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Re: The Jets Beat
« Reply #9 on: January 19, 2021, 12:00:35 PM »
My dad always says he's undefeated at tailgating

Maybe it's not I who doesn't know what he's talking about

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Re: The Jets Beat
« Reply #10 on: January 19, 2021, 12:18:58 PM »
Watson rumors swirling:

https://twitter.com/connor_j_hughes/status/1351389366808162304?s=21


is this mthfkr going through star wars the same time i am? i'm on episode 1 right now

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Re: The Jets Beat
« Reply #11 on: January 20, 2021, 12:55:43 PM »
https://twitter.com/Connor_J_Hughes/status/1351728652766109698?s=20

Connor Hughes doesn't like "space movies"

The Athletic needs to can this nerd
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Re: The Jets Beat
« Reply #12 on: January 20, 2021, 12:56:45 PM »
https://twitter.com/Connor_J_Hughes/status/1351728652766109698?s=20

Connor Hughes doesn't like "space movies"

The Athletic needs to can this nerd
Wouldn't that make him not a nerd?

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Re: The Jets Beat
« Reply #13 on: January 20, 2021, 12:58:43 PM »
Wouldn't that make him not a nerd?

Tweeting about binge watching Star Wars for several days straight makes him a massive nerd.  He's become very bad at his job.
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Re: The Jets Beat
« Reply #14 on: January 20, 2021, 01:47:12 PM »
I quit following him because he posts too much excrement about video games, not because of his football opinions. 

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