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Re: Jets have interviewed former CIN HC Marvin Lewis
« Reply #30 on: January 08, 2021, 08:02:47 AM »
I was going to make a joke about how he would replace Frank Gore with a younger guy like Cedric Benson. Googled to check that Benson was younger than Gore, I was right and he was but it turns he also died in 2019 in a motorcycle accident. I had no idea.

I would've gone with Rudi Johnson....you know....since he's still alive.
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Re: Jets have interviewed former CIN HC Marvin Lewis
« Reply #31 on: January 08, 2021, 08:04:09 AM »
I would've gone with Rudi Johnson....you know....since he's still alive.

But not actually younger than Gore, so the joke still doesn't work.
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Re: Jets have interviewed former CIN HC Marvin Lewis
« Reply #32 on: January 08, 2021, 08:04:46 AM »
But not actually younger than Gore, so the joke still doesn't work.

In my defense, your jokes have never worked
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Re: Jets have interviewed former CIN HC Marvin Lewis
« Reply #33 on: January 08, 2021, 08:08:20 AM »
In my defense, your jokes have never worked

You're just not smart enough to understand them.
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Re: Jets have interviewed former CIN HC Marvin Lewis
« Reply #34 on: January 08, 2021, 08:14:10 AM »
You're just not smart enough to understand them.

your circle of stuffed animals are the only ones that do.
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Re: Jets have interviewed former CIN HC Marvin Lewis
« Reply #35 on: January 08, 2021, 08:17:48 AM »
your circle of stuffed animals are the only ones that do.

....a statement which neatly proves my point, by drawing us to the obvious conclusion that you're less smart than a circle of stuffed animals.
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Re: Jets have interviewed former CIN HC Marvin Lewis
« Reply #36 on: January 08, 2021, 08:21:36 AM »
....a statement which neatly proves my point, by drawing us to the obvious conclusion that you're less smart than a circle of stuffed animals.

since my intelligence exceeds yours...where does that leave you?
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Re: Jets have interviewed former CIN HC Marvin Lewis
« Reply #37 on: January 08, 2021, 02:38:36 PM »
I was going to make a joke about how he would replace Frank Gore with a younger guy like Cedric Benson. Googled to check that Benson was younger than Gore, I was right and he was but it turns he also died in 2019 in a motorcycle accident. I had no idea.
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Re: Jets have interviewed former CIN HC Marvin Lewis
« Reply #38 on: January 08, 2021, 03:01:20 PM »
I'll never forget finding out Steve McNair died several months after everyone else did.

...how?
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Re: Jets have interviewed former CIN HC Marvin Lewis
« Reply #39 on: January 08, 2021, 04:22:54 PM »
...how?

He received the information several weeks after it became common knowledge.

Also:
Marvin Lewis
Jeff Fisher
Jim Caldwell

In that order.
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Re: Jets have interviewed former CIN HC Marvin Lewis
« Reply #40 on: January 08, 2021, 04:27:26 PM »
Nobody is advocating for Marvin Lewis.  It's just a discussion of where he fits in the HC pecking order.

Oh, ok in that case.

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Re: Jets have interviewed former CIN HC Marvin Lewis
« Reply #41 on: January 08, 2021, 04:37:12 PM »
Doesn't sound like we're aiming for a stopgap hire so he's probably not ultimately in the running either way. Considering how many of these guys flame out he's probably a better idea than most of them long-term if it somehow does happen.

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Re: Jets have interviewed former CIN HC Marvin Lewis
« Reply #42 on: January 08, 2021, 04:44:19 PM »
I think JD is touching base with several guys that he views as potential DCs.  I know he said he's not meddling with the coaching staff, but I'll believe that when I see it.

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Re: Jets have interviewed former CIN HC Marvin Lewis
« Reply #43 on: January 08, 2021, 05:08:50 PM »
...how?
I was in the woods and smartphones were not yet ubiquitous.

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Re: Jets have interviewed former CIN HC Marvin Lewis
« Reply #44 on: January 08, 2021, 05:28:23 PM »
I was in the woods and smartphones were not yet ubiquitous.

Literally the only acceptable answer that didn't involve space travel.
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