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Re: Mike Francesa
« Reply #210 on: February 07, 2019, 08:37:47 PM »
I jotted down this call (paraphrased) the day after the Gase hire. Thought the caller and Mike encapsulated our fanbase perfectly.


Caller:

Jets fans are overreacting, as usual, when it comes to any decision the team makes

Mike: 

Every single decision da Jets make is going to be called wrong by a contingent of the fans until they are proven to be right
I think I officially noticed this during the Rex years. Calling a move bad for literally any reason, and when that move ends with us not winning a Super Bowl they say "See! I was right!" as if not winning the Super Bowl isn't the result of 99% of moves made in the NFL.

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Re: Mike Francesa
« Reply #211 on: February 07, 2019, 08:39:32 PM »
At least when I predict failure I try to make it a little more specific e.g. "Geno will never accomplish as much as Sanchez"

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Re: Mike Francesa
« Reply #212 on: March 04, 2019, 11:22:23 AM »
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=eeH8ckuiVx8

This is the purest form of entertainment
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Re: Mike Francesa
« Reply #213 on: March 11, 2019, 10:10:48 AM »
My dad always says he's undefeated at tailgating

Maybe it's not I who doesn't know what he's talking about

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Re: Mike Francesa
« Reply #214 on: April 30, 2019, 01:16:27 PM »
My dad always says he's undefeated at tailgating

Maybe it's not I who doesn't know what he's talking about

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Re: Mike Francesa
« Reply #215 on: May 01, 2019, 10:27:27 PM »
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=-gJ1D_AGsEc&feature=youtu.be

Gio is an unfunny, unknowledgable sack of excrement. Big man completely turtled when Mike finally calls in.

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Re: Mike Francesa
« Reply #216 on: June 05, 2019, 07:24:18 AM »
My dad always says he's undefeated at tailgating

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Re: Mike Francesa
« Reply #218 on: September 24, 2019, 06:06:50 PM »

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Re: Mike Francesa
« Reply #219 on: September 24, 2019, 07:07:26 PM »
That movie is going to be great

If you guys haven't seen Good Time, it's on Prime. 
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Re: Mike Francesa
« Reply #220 on: September 25, 2019, 11:46:36 AM »
A cross-dressing limey poofter

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Re: Mike Francesa
« Reply #221 on: November 04, 2019, 09:38:25 PM »
https://twitter.com/backaftathis/status/1191528807737577472?s=21

In this clip Francesa literally swears on his kids lives that he didn’t rip a fart on-air after the NYDN published an article with this headline: “Mike Francesa appears to rip fart while ripping Adam Gase”

https://www.nydailynews.com/sports/football/jets/ny-mike-francesa-farts-adam-gase-firing-allegedly-20191104-txkyqpqpojf55nlent6d2tqgza-story.html
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Re: Mike Francesa
« Reply #222 on: November 04, 2019, 09:45:19 PM »
Best part of all of those clips is when he reads the NYDN headline out loud bahahahahah
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Re: Mike Francesa
« Reply #223 on: November 05, 2019, 06:58:39 PM »
Apparently he’s done again at the end of the year. At least I read that somewhere earlier today. 

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Re: Mike Francesa
« Reply #224 on: November 19, 2019, 03:18:30 PM »
happened yesterday:

"Hey Mike so sorry to hear you're leaving drive-time after December, but let me ask you, will you still be giving your picks because my friends and I have made a ton of money doing the opposite of what-"

Caller gets disconnected as an annoyed Mike asks how long he had to wait on hold to get that in...probably shouldn't have disconnected the guy if he really wanted to know the answer.

I was laughing my derriere off in my office.