Wow, that was a massive piece of excrement.
"It's called lightspeed skipping! We can canonize a fistful of spinoff locales in mere seconds!" I was hoping they'd go full Naked Gun and show the Falcon coming out of birth canal.
I've never been so bored by non-stop action and setting changes. It's like they decided the only redeeming element of TLJ was the abrupt right turn to the casino planet. I was constantly asking myself, "wait, where are they going now?" but ten seconds later it never mattered.
I didn't give a excrement about any of the action or drama because no one can die. Snoke, Palpatine, Kylo Ren, Rey, Carrie Fisher, Chewie, freaking Threepio (everyone's favorite Star Wars character and the emotional center of the franchise, apparently). I guess(?) Palpatine is dead this time? I see no reason why he's any deader than he should have been before. You start freaking around with resurrection and you ruin the stakes.
You ruin the stakes when you overpower the baddies, too. Infinite Death Stars? Sure, why not. Gonna need a pretty large deus ex machina to cover th-OH! here's Lando with every ship in the galaxy that makes sense.
I had almost completely checked out by the final showdown but did the Knights of Ren do anything? I did enjoy that shrug from Adam Driver: "Yep, this is the script, I guess."
Just a real bad movie. Like "Rian dropped out of school so now we have until tomorrow to finish his part of the project" bad.