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Re: Star Wars
« Reply #690 on: April 12, 2019, 06:00:26 PM »
This is the definitive ranking.  All other rankings are incorrect. 

1. The Empire Strikes Back
2. A New Hope
3. Rogue One
4. Return of the Jedi
5. The Last Jedi
6. The Force Awakens
7. Solo
8. That One Time In Second Grade When I Was Playing Lightsabers With Mike Tuorto And He Split My freaking Lip
9. Revenge of the Phantom Clones

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Re: Star Wars
« Reply #691 on: April 12, 2019, 06:13:09 PM »
This is the definitive ranking.  All other rankings are incorrect. 

1. The Empire Strikes Back
2. A New Hope
3. Rogue One
4. Return of the Jedi
5. The Last Jedi
6. The Force Awakens
7. Solo
8. That One Time In Second Grade When I Was Playing Lightsabers With Mike Tuorto And He Split My freaking Lip
9. Revenge of the Phantom Clones

Rogue One over Return of the Jedi?

I’m not the biggest Star Wars stan, but no way.
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Re: Star Wars
« Reply #692 on: April 12, 2019, 06:16:01 PM »
Rogue One over Return of the Jedi?

I’m not the biggest Star Wars stan, but no way.

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Re: Star Wars
« Reply #693 on: April 12, 2019, 06:22:07 PM »
This is the definitive ranking.  All other rankings are incorrect. 

1. The Empire Strikes Back
2. A New Hope
3. Rogue One
4. Return of the Jedi
5. The Last Jedi
6. The Force Awakens
7. Solo
8. That One Time In Second Grade When I Was Playing Lightsabers With Mike Tuorto And He Split My freaking Lip
9. Revenge of the Phantom Clones

I know the thing to do is to excrement on the prequels, but give me Revenge of the Sith over TLJ any day of the week.

For that matter, give me a freaking lava enema over TLJ any day of the week.

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Re: Star Wars
« Reply #694 on: April 12, 2019, 07:17:21 PM »

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Re: Star Wars
« Reply #696 on: April 12, 2019, 11:27:48 PM »
I know the thing to do is to excrement on the prequels, but give me Revenge of the Sith over TLJ any day of the week.

For that matter, give me a freaking lava enema over TLJ any day of the week.

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Re: Star Wars
« Reply #697 on: April 13, 2019, 03:16:54 PM »
Liking the Jets might be the only opinion we have in common.

Probably, aside from the obvious stuff like thinking Antonio Brown is a freaking psycho. But that's like saying the sky is blue.

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Re: Star Wars
« Reply #700 on: April 15, 2019, 09:16:29 AM »
https://mobile.twitter.com/handoverthebr55/status/1117110255744319489

Dweeby guy takes what seems like a slightly excessive amount of harmless pleasure over the first viewing of a movie trailer. Massive shithead on Twitter who likes to talk about "soybags" and "waifufags" and "trans commies" decides to poke fun at him.

I know which one I'd like to see improve the world by stepping in front of a train.
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Re: Star Wars
« Reply #701 on: April 15, 2019, 09:56:15 AM »
Dweeby guy takes what seems like a slightly excessive amount of harmless pleasure over the first viewing of a movie trailer. Massive shithead on Twitter who likes to talk about "soybags" and "waifufags" and "trans commies" decides to poke fun at him.

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Slightly excessive? K
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Re: Star Wars
« Reply #702 on: April 19, 2019, 06:54:27 AM »
This is the definitive ranking.  All other rankings are incorrect. 

1. The Empire Strikes Back
2. A New Hope
3. Rogue One
4. Return of the Jedi
5. The Last Jedi
6. The Force Awakens
7. Solo
8. That One Time In Second Grade When I Was Playing Lightsabers With Mike Tuorto And He Split My freaking Lip
9. Revenge of the Phantom Clones

Modified your list-

1)  Empire.
2)  New Hope
3)  Rogue One
4)  Force Awakens
5)  Last Jedi
6)  Solo

7-10 moved interchangeably, as they all suck at varying levels.


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Re: Star Wars
« Reply #703 on: April 19, 2019, 10:20:28 AM »
Clearly the real list is:

1. Empire
2. New Hope
3. Force Awakens
4. Rogue One
5. ROTJ
6. TLJ
7. Revenge of the sith
8. Phantom Menace
9. Attack of the clones

(i still haven't seen Solo)

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Re: Star Wars
« Reply #704 on: April 19, 2019, 12:53:30 PM »
The amount of disrespect I'm seeing levied towards Revenge of the Sith is absurd. I know the prequel trilogy sucked derriere because of Phantom Menace and (ew) Attack of the Clones, but I will forever argue that episode 3 is a very solid if not spectacular entry.

Anyway, since we're doing lists;

1. Empire
2. ROTJ
3. New Hope
4. Rogue One
5. Revenge of the Sith
6. Force Awakens
7. Solo
8. Phantom Menace
9. The Last Jedi
10. Attack of the Clones