Star Wars

[Miamipuck]

The nerdity in this thread brings a tear to my eye.

Star wars is geek for never seen a vagina

[Badger]

The nerdity in this thread brings a tear to my rooster.

[Johnny English]

Apparently the next standalone movie after Han Solo will be Obi-Wan Kenobi.

[AlioTheFool]

Never saw that previously.

Tear (moisture from eyes) is spelled the same as tear (to rip apart).

One reading of that is funny. The other is far from it.

[Heismanberg]

J.J. Abrams to write and direct Star Wars Episode IX.

[ukilledkenny]

I mostly like the dudes work but I can hear millions of fanboys crying out in horror.

[Badger]

The Guardian had an article yesterday about how Disney is just churning through directors for the SW sequels. Seems like every one has had someone fired before finding the final director.

[Johnny English]

J.J. Abrams to write and direct Star Wars Episode IX.

Abrams hires all females for lead roles, writes all villains as men trying and failing to get them in the sack through an assortment of nefarious means, and renames it Star Wars: Title IX. Tommy implodes in a storm of righteous indignation.

[ukilledkenny]

Abrams hires all females for lead roles, writes all villains as men trying and failing to get them in the sack through an assortment of nefarious means, and renames it Star Wars: Title IX. Tommy implodes in a storm of righteous indignation.

It just ruins the realism I watch a star wars movie for.

[Tommy]

Abrams hires all females for lead roles, writes all villains as men trying and failing to get them in the sack through an assortment of nefarious means, and renames it Star Wars: Title IX. Tommy implodes in a storm of righteous indignation.

[AlioTheFool]

I wasn't interested in seeing the Solo film. Then I saw the trailer during the Super Bowl.

Also, it was announced that the showrunners of Game of Thrones are going to do a new Star Wars film series.

I'm both excited and scared. 10 year old me is giddy that there are new Star Wars films every year, but I'm afraid of oversaturation.

[Coach K]

im kind of over the series at this point. its less of the philosophical fantasy of the jedi and more of a pure sci fi drama now.


now what they need to do is start churning out Knights Of The Old Republic movies. that source material far exceeds anything Abrams can cook up for ep9


if you get me Game Of Thrones showrunners exectuing on Knights Of The Old Republic lore and arcs. then im in big freaking time

[AlioTheFool]

im kind of over the series at this point. its less of the philosophical fantasy of the jedi and more of a pure sci fi drama now.


now what they need to do is start churning out Knights Of The Old Republic movies. that source material far exceeds anything Abrams can cook up for ep9


if you get me Game Of Thrones showrunners exectuing on Knights Of The Old Republic lore and arcs. then im in big freaking time

I was actually thinking along the same lines. I'll be all-in if they do Old Republic era storylines. Can you imagine what they could do with Darth Bane? Or Revan and Malak's origin story?

[Coach K]

I was actually thinking along the same lines. I'll be all-in if they do Old Republic era storylines. Can you imagine what they could do with Darth Bane? Or Revan and Malak's origin story?

yep.

the possibilities are endless

they could create a better trilogy than any of the SW movies made if they used the Old Republic as source material. the old sith lords make Sidious and Vader look like childs play.

[Johnny English]

Just announced that Benioff and Weiss will be writing a series of Star Wars movies unconnected to the current trilogy, so might get your wishes.