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Re: Star Wars
« Reply #615 on: April 17, 2017, 02:31:50 PM »
Lucas' dialog writing is terrible. The Star Wars stories are great, but they are shot to excrement by the ridiculously awkward dialog.

Natalie Portman is an Oscar-winning actress and he turned love scenes with her into trash. "Hold me like you did by the lake on Naboo." Holy freak.
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Re: Star Wars
« Reply #616 on: April 17, 2017, 02:38:02 PM »
Star Wars has always been about hope, heartbreak, and perseverance.  Each trilogy does exactly this, writing be damned.

I sincerely liked 3, 4, 5, and 7.  There were pieces of the others I liked, but jar jar in 1, horrible dialogue to the next level in 2, and ewoks in 3 killed those movies.
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Re: Star Wars
« Reply #617 on: April 17, 2017, 02:41:06 PM »
Quote from: insanity on April 17, 2017, 02:15:34 PM
I mean if we're being honest, writing has never really been George Lucas' strong suit.  Even the writing of the originals was pretty poor.

True, the writing of the first wasn't great. I think the second was penned by Kasdan and was the strongest of the 3 originals by far. RotJ was a meh movie, too many ewoks, ugh. That said, the first 3 in chronological order were far better written. Of course like we all have said that's not really saying much.
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Re: Star Wars
« Reply #618 on: April 17, 2017, 03:28:14 PM »
Quote from: IATA on April 16, 2017, 07:03:47 PM
Godfather is so overhyped.
The 2nd was a great movie.
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Re: Star Wars
« Reply #619 on: April 17, 2017, 03:40:31 PM »
Quote from: Fenwyr on April 17, 2017, 02:38:02 PM
Star Wars has always been about hope, heartbreak, and perseverance.

Star Wars has always been about swords made out of lasers and sasquatches with assault rifles.
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Re: Star Wars
« Reply #620 on: April 17, 2017, 03:44:04 PM »
Quote from: Fenwyr on April 17, 2017, 03:28:14 PM
The 2nd was a great movie.

The Third could've been great had they stuck to the original idea of having a intra-family war between Tom Hagen and Michael instead of that crap story with the church and the incest.
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Re: Star Wars
« Reply #621 on: April 17, 2017, 04:48:46 PM »
Quote from: Tommyanne on April 17, 2017, 03:44:04 PM
The Third could've been great had they stuck to the original idea of having a intra-family war between Tom Hagen and Michael instead of that crap story with the church and the incest.

Who was Tom Hagen? Is that Boba Fett's real name? Michael was Lando?
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Re: Star Wars
« Reply #622 on: April 17, 2017, 05:15:09 PM »
Quote from: Miamipuck on April 17, 2017, 04:48:46 PM
Who was Tom Hagen? Is that Boba Fett's real name? Michael was Lando?

Not sure if you're joking here..... I think you are.
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Re: Star Wars
« Reply #623 on: April 17, 2017, 05:28:46 PM »
Quote from: Johnny English on April 17, 2017, 05:15:09 PM
Not sure if you're joking here..... I think you are.

I will give you 3 guesses, the first two don't count.
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Re: Star Wars
« Reply #624 on: April 17, 2017, 05:36:38 PM »
Quote from: Johnny English on April 17, 2017, 03:40:31 PM
Star Wars has always been about swords made out of lasers and sasquatches with assault rifles.
The sasquatch had a laser crossbow.  Get your facts straight.
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Re: Star Wars
« Reply #625 on: April 17, 2017, 05:40:44 PM »
Quote from: Fenwyr on April 17, 2017, 05:36:38 PM
The sasquatch had a laser crossbow.  Get your facts straight.

Actually, it was a bowcaster which fired destructive metal quarrels sheathed in plasma energy and had a hand-woven strap made of kshyyy-vine, you filthy casual.
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Re: Star Wars
« Reply #626 on: April 18, 2017, 06:45:38 AM »
Quote from: AlioTheFool on April 17, 2017, 02:31:50 PM
Lucas' dialog writing is terrible. The Star Wars stories are great, but they are shot to excrement by the ridiculously awkward dialog.

Natalie Portman is an Oscar-winning actress and he turned love scenes with her into trash. "Hold me like you did by the lake on Naboo." Holy freak.
I hate sand.
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Re: Star Wars
« Reply #627 on: April 18, 2017, 06:51:36 AM »
Quote from: Miamipuck on April 17, 2017, 04:48:46 PM
Who was Tom Hagen? Is that Boba Fett's real name? Michael was Lando?
Leave the blaster, take the cannoli.
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Re: Star Wars
« Reply #628 on: April 18, 2017, 09:38:51 AM »
Quote from: Johnny English on April 17, 2017, 05:40:44 PM
Actually, it was a bowcaster which fired destructive metal quarrels sheathed in plasma energy and had a hand-woven strap made of kshyyy-vine, you filthy casual.
I was trying to dumb it down.  You did refer to a wookie as a sasquatch.
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Re: Star Wars
« Reply #629 on: April 18, 2017, 11:38:53 AM »
The nerdity in this thread brings a tear to my eye.
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