Star Wars

[Ignatius J Reilly]

Alio, tell them to freak off:

http://news.yahoo.com/star-wars-mark-hamill-thought-luke-turned-evil-125820633.html

I remember that.  It was said as a humorous what if, not as a suggestion.  Not that it matters.  As was said, Adam Driver is Kylo Ren despite the fantasies of idiot fanboys who somehow fancy themselves screenwriters.

[AlioTheFool]

Generally, I like to actually have some information before making a theory about something.

Yeah, I mean it's not like I said "This is just my theory, and I have nothing to base it on other than my own speculation" right from the beginning or anything.

Alio, tell them to freak off:

http://news.yahoo.com/star-wars-mark-hamill-thought-luke-turned-evil-125820633.html

Haha, nice find.

You know it'll be hilarious if it winds up playing out that Luke is evil. I heard Kylo isn't the end-of-line villain and he answers to someone. That could be Luke.

I remember that.  It was said as a humorous what if, not as a suggestion.  Not that it matters.  As was said, Adam Driver is Kylo Ren despite the fantasies of idiot fanboys who somehow fancy themselves screenwriters.

Nice.

[Fenwyr]

The prophecy was that Luke would bring balance to the force.  If the dark side is short on supplies...  Stranger things have happened.

[AlioTheFool]

The prophecy was that Luke would bring balance to the force.  If the dark side is short on supplies...  Stranger things have happened.

On that note, after RotJ, there would have been no dark side left. That's assuming Rule of Two is canon, but I don't know if it is and can't find a definitive answer right now. I see on Wookipedia that Sidious had a Rule of One (again, I don't know if that's canon now), but Vader had the Starkiller clones he was grooming as his apprentice (once again, no idea if that's canon or not). If Rule of Two is canon, and the Starkillers aren't, then there would have only been the Emperor and Vader and their demise would have ended the Dark Side.

[Badger]

On that note, after RotJ, there would have been no dark side left. That's assuming Rule of Two is canon, but I don't know if it is and can't find a definitive answer right now. I see on Wookipedia that Sidious had a Rule of One (again, I don't know if that's canon now), but Vader had the Starkiller clones he was grooming as his apprentice (once again, no idea if that's canon or not). If Rule of Two is canon, and the Starkillers aren't, then there would have only been the Emperor and Vader and their demise would have ended the Dark Side.

I blacked out halfway through this post and woke up inside a tauntaun.

[Tommy]

What if Ren is Vader's kid? Could've impregnated a chick during or before Jedi, and the kid grew up with the force powers and would be in his early 30s anyway.

[Miamipuck]

What if Ren is Vader's kid? Could've impregnated a chick during or before Jedi, and the kid grew up with the force powers and would be in his early 30s anyway.

Read the freaking tags. If we don't know if Vader can even drop a deuce in that suit, that leads to an even bigger question:

How does he get his rooster out of the suit? Yeah it blows your theory out of the water.

[Ignatius J Reilly]

On that note, after RotJ, there would have been no dark side left. That's assuming Rule of Two is canon, but I don't know if it is and can't find a definitive answer right now. I see on Wookipedia that Sidious had a Rule of One (again, I don't know if that's canon now), but Vader had the Starkiller clones he was grooming as his apprentice (once again, no idea if that's canon or not). If Rule of Two is canon, and the Starkillers aren't, then there would have only been the Emperor and Vader and their demise would have ended the Dark Side.

Why do you keep making theories if you don't even know what's canon?

[AlioTheFool]

What if Ren is Vader's kid? Could've impregnated a chick during or before Jedi, and the kid grew up with the force powers and would be in his early 30s anyway.

It's certainly a possibility, but if they're going to go with a storyline like that, I'd rather they stick with Starkiller clones and just say that they're made from Vader's DNA.

Read the freaking tags. If we don't know if Vader can even drop a deuce in that suit, that leads to an even bigger question:

How does he get his rooster out of the suit? Yeah it blows your theory out of the water.

In fairness, according to Phantom Menace, Vader wouldn't even need to sexually impregnate someone. Though I'd love to see that, along with midichlorians, shitcanned.

[Tommy]

It's certainly a possibility, but if they're going to go with a storyline like that, I'd rather they stick with Starkiller clones and just say that they're made from Vader's DNA.

In fairness, according to Phantom Menace, Vader wouldn't even need to sexually impregnate someone. Though I'd love to see that, along with midichlorians, shitcanned.

Well if he's a Vader clone, then he'd have to look like Hayden.

[AlioTheFool]

Well if he's a Vader clone, then he'd have to look like Hayden.

Well, Starkiller doesn't look like Hayden, but a clone might not necessarily have to if they just said it was mixed with, say, DNA he stole from Amidala's corpse.

[Tommy]

Well, Starkiller doesn't look like Hayden, but a clone might not necessarily have to if they just said it was mixed with, say, DNA he stole from Amidala's corpse.

Or maybe the emperors son?

[AlioTheFool]

Or maybe the emperors son?

That's certainly possible too, though we've had no indications that I've seen that the Emperor had any romantic interests.

[Tommy]

If the force is hereditary and Luke and Leia were the last ones, then it could also be Leia and Han's kid who turned to the dark side. Or Luke's son. Bunch of possibilities.

[Johnny English]

There is no way that any of you have ever had sex with a woman.