I showed up to work today. Boss comes in and asks why I'm there. I didn't get it, it's a normal workday. He tells me I'm off in the schedule. I then realize I took today off about 6 months ago to have a long beach weekend. Decided to just go down Friday night instead, but forgot to put back in the schedule. So I showed up to work on my vacation day.
So I'm a moron, but I'm drinking at the Outer Banks now at least.