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Miamipuck

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Happy Thanksgiving Snowflakes
« on: November 26, 2020, 05:38:34 PM »
Happy Thanksgiving everyone, even the fuzzy foreigners, stay healthy and keep your mask on when you are having gay sex.
« Last Edit: November 26, 2020, 11:27:45 PM by Miamipuck »
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Re: Happy Thanksgiving Snowflakes
« Reply #1 on: November 26, 2020, 06:02:50 PM »
Quote from: Miamipuck on November 26, 2020, 05:38:34 PM
HappyTThanksgiving everyone even the fuzzy foreigners, stay healthy and keep your mask on when you are having gay sex.

Can't get the rona if you're shoving their face into the pillow.
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Re: Happy Thanksgiving Snowflakes
« Reply #2 on: November 26, 2020, 11:27:17 PM »
Quote from: Johnny English on November 26, 2020, 06:02:50 PM
Can't get the rona if you're shoving their face into the pillow.

So true
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Re: Happy Thanksgiving Snowflakes
« Reply #3 on: November 25, 2021, 08:42:16 AM »
My son wanted to make some cornbread he made at school for a Thanksgiving program.  He said it was a 25/10 on the taste scale (I didn't ask him if it was similar to the JFIF Miami hot chick scale).  I got the recipe from his teacher and it's just a regular cornbread recipe, so I figure he just hadn't eaten cornbread before and likes cornbread. 

Baking a turkey and some honey ham (freak you MB).  Already had some Irish Cream in my coffee, so I'm close to full tilt.  Gotta pace myself.  Nothing worse than a 3 pm headache from being hungover too early.

Is it weird that I'm looking forward to the sandwiches from the leftovers more than the actual dinner?

Happy Thanksgiving homos.  I'm thankful for this website.  It reminds me that I'm not the only poopchute in the world and I'm not even that good at being one.
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Re: Happy Thanksgiving Snowflakes
« Reply #4 on: November 25, 2021, 08:46:50 AM »
Cornbread is manna from heaven.
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Re: Happy Thanksgiving Snowflakes
« Reply #5 on: November 25, 2021, 08:51:41 AM »
Quote from: Badger on November 25, 2021, 08:46:50 AM
Cornbread is manna from heaven.
I had to Google that too.  You are an encyclopedia sir.
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Re: Happy Thanksgiving Snowflakes
« Reply #6 on: November 25, 2021, 09:09:02 AM »
Happy thanksgiving, American JO broz.


I have to work today....so, um, freak you.
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Re: Happy Thanksgiving Snowflakes
« Reply #7 on: November 25, 2021, 09:58:30 AM »
A 'bustle' here and a hustle there, New York City's the place where...

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Quote from: bojanglesman on November 25, 2021, 08:42:16 AM
My son wanted to make some cornbread he made at school for a Thanksgiving program.  He said it was a 25/10 on the taste scale (I didn't ask him if it was similar to the JFIF Miami hot chick scale).  I got the recipe from his teacher and it's just a regular cornbread recipe, so I figure he just hadn't eaten cornbread before and likes cornbread. 
https://texasweedsyndicate.com/edibles-recipes/cannabis-cornbread-recipe/

Happy Thanksgiving and 'thanks JO'  - best to all.
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Re: Happy Thanksgiving Snowflakes
« Reply #8 on: November 25, 2021, 04:39:31 PM »
I ate too much.  Shocker.
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Re: Happy Thanksgiving Snowflakes
« Reply #9 on: November 25, 2021, 05:56:43 PM »
Happy Thanksgiving JO. You assholes make the Jets failures a bit more bearable and I’m glad to have you guys around to help when times are tough and when times aren’t so tough.

Best of wishes for all the holidays this year.
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Re: Happy Thanksgiving Snowflakes
« Reply #10 on: November 25, 2021, 06:06:16 PM »
Quote from: Libero_2 on November 25, 2021, 05:56:43 PM
Happy Thanksgiving JO. You assholes make the Jets failures a bit more bearable and I’m glad to have you guys around to help when times are tough and when times aren’t so tough.

Best of wishes for all the holidays this year.
Lick my balls.  And have a Happy Thanksgiving. 
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Re: Happy Thanksgiving Snowflakes
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Re: Happy Thanksgiving Snowflakes
« Reply #12 on: November 25, 2021, 09:58:20 PM »
Happy Thanksgiving guys.

This year I'm thankful the Jets didn't have a game today.
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Re: Happy Thanksgiving Snowflakes
« Reply #13 on: November 25, 2021, 10:04:33 PM »
Happy Thanksgiving, all.
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Re: Happy Thanksgiving Snowflakes
« Reply #14 on: November 25, 2021, 11:18:55 PM »
I'm 5 lbs heavier than I was in the morning.
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