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Re: Elite College Football Names: CoronaSZN Edition
« Reply #45 on: January 15, 2021, 06:17:12 PM »
I was so freaking close to naming my son Dicaprio Bootle
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Re: Elite College Football Names: CoronaSZN Edition
« Reply #46 on: January 17, 2021, 08:36:12 AM »
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Re: Elite College Football Names: CoronaSZN Edition
« Reply #47 on: January 17, 2021, 08:43:32 AM »


Pretty sure his middle name is Toevadoit

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Re: Elite College Football Names: CoronaSZN Edition
« Reply #48 on: January 17, 2021, 08:44:33 AM »
Pretty sure his middle name is Toevadoit

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Correct

his parents must be meth heads.
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Re: Elite College Football Names: CoronaSZN Edition
« Reply #49 on: January 17, 2021, 10:25:01 AM »
If you are gonna go wild on a first name like that, might as well change the last name too.  Da'Coldest Mofo

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Re: Elite College Football Names: CoronaSZN Edition
« Reply #50 on: January 22, 2021, 07:53:18 AM »
Pretty sure his middle name is Toevadoit

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According to him, it’s Juan.
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Re: Elite College Football Names: CoronaSZN Edition
« Reply #51 on: January 30, 2021, 04:55:20 AM »
Carlos "Boogie" Basham, Wake Forest.  Not unique, but Boogie is always a fun name.

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Re: Elite College Football Names: CoronaSZN Edition
« Reply #52 on: January 30, 2021, 09:21:46 AM »
Carlos "Boogie" Basham, Wake Forest.  Not unique, but Boogie is always a fun name.

Tarell Basham's cousin
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Re: Elite College Football Names: CoronaSZN Edition
« Reply #53 on: January 30, 2021, 10:27:39 AM »
Tarell Basham's cousin
Huh, didn't know that.

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Re: Elite College Football Names: CoronaSZN Edition
« Reply #54 on: January 30, 2021, 10:30:11 AM »
Carlos "Boogie" Basham, Wake Forest.  Not unique, but Boogie is always a fun name.

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Re: Elite College Football Names: CoronaSZN Edition
« Reply #55 on: February 01, 2021, 06:33:42 AM »
Olakunle Fatukasi - Rutgers
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Re: Elite College Football Names: CoronaSZN Edition
« Reply #56 on: February 01, 2021, 07:23:38 AM »
Olakunle Fatukasi - Rutgers

Need Fat Brothers defense. That’s the name, I don’t care if they aren’t even related.
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Re: Elite College Football Names: CoronaSZN Edition
« Reply #57 on: February 01, 2021, 08:35:09 AM »
Need Fat Brothers defense. That’s the name, I don’t care if they aren’t even related.

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Re: Elite College Football Names: CoronaSZN Edition
« Reply #58 on: March 22, 2021, 08:57:33 AM »
Rachad Wildgoose - CB - Wisconsin
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Re: Elite College Football Names: CoronaSZN Edition
« Reply #59 on: March 22, 2021, 09:00:34 AM »
Rachad Wildgoose - CB - Wisconsin

lookin forward to the Wildgoose Chase matchup between him and Ja'marr Chase someday.




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