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Re: Elite College Football Names: CoronaSZN Edition
« Reply #30 on: November 19, 2020, 02:55:57 PM »
I saw someone say that Greg Roman is like the Ryan Fitzpatrick of OCs.  He'll go somewhere, do really well, everyone will start to believe, and then he'll turn back into his former self.

That's what's happening in Baltimore right now.  They've been figured out.

OK, but that's pretty much my point. Dobbins did really well in a really good offensive scheme with lots of spread and option plays designed to create big holes. Then he goes to a scheme that isn't functioning so well and he looks pretty average. Teague isn't the player that Dobbins was; he's getting to take advantage of a well run offense in a weak division, but he's not doing it by himself.

He might be a perfectly functional back in the NFL, but he's almost certainly a JAG. I'll bet you can find someone who does what he does two or three rounds later than the fourth without any problem.
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Re: Elite College Football Names: CoronaSZN Edition
« Reply #31 on: November 19, 2020, 08:49:07 PM »
Mediocre player benefiting from the team he's on, IMO. Doesn't catch or block. Isn't very fast. Isn't particularly elusive. Isn't a dominant north-south runner.

He's not bad. He's just not stand out good at anything.

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Re: Elite College Football Names: CoronaSZN Edition
« Reply #32 on: November 21, 2020, 01:51:48 PM »
Dobbins is averaging 5.4 yards per carry in the NFL. What are we even talking about.

It's amazing Teague had an Achilles injury in the spring, and he's still looking this good.

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Re: Elite College Football Names: CoronaSZN Edition
« Reply #33 on: November 21, 2020, 02:12:16 PM »
Dobbins biggest problem right now is his usage. Ravens are using Gus Edwards like Gase uses Frank Gore
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Re: Elite College Football Names: CoronaSZN Edition
« Reply #34 on: November 21, 2020, 03:41:45 PM »
Penix balled out today

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Re: Elite College Football Names: CoronaSZN Edition
« Reply #35 on: November 21, 2020, 03:54:59 PM »
Ty Fryfogle
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Re: Elite College Football Names: CoronaSZN Edition
« Reply #36 on: November 21, 2020, 04:31:04 PM »
Penix balled out today

He’s a good player.  I hate lefties though.
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Re: Elite College Football Names: CoronaSZN Edition
« Reply #37 on: January 04, 2021, 01:12:37 PM »
Mike Penix Jr
DiCaprio Bootle
Bumper Pool
Amen Ogbongbemiga
Chuba Hubbard
Brock Purdy
Big Kat Bryant
Isaiahh Loudermilk
Charleston Rambo
Divine Deablo
Tuf Borland
Whop Philyor
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Kwity Paye

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Re: Elite College Football Names: CoronaSZN Edition
« Reply #38 on: January 04, 2021, 01:13:14 PM »
Hamsah Nasirildeen - S - Florida State
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Re: Elite College Football Names: CoronaSZN Edition
« Reply #39 on: January 14, 2021, 03:10:10 PM »
Need to see this matchup at the next level

Hamilcar Rashed Jr. - EDGE - Oregon St.

vs.

Jackson Carman - OT - Clemson
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Re: Elite College Football Names: CoronaSZN Edition
« Reply #40 on: January 14, 2021, 03:12:54 PM »
Jackson Carman sucks

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Re: Elite College Football Names: CoronaSZN Edition
« Reply #41 on: January 14, 2021, 04:20:05 PM »
Jackson Carman sucks

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Re: Elite College Football Names: CoronaSZN Edition
« Reply #42 on: January 14, 2021, 11:08:52 PM »
Mike Penix Jr
DiCaprio Bootle
Bumper Pool
Amen Ogbongbemiga
Chuba Hubbard
Brock Purdy
Big Kat Bryant
Isaiahh Loudermilk
Charleston Rambo
Divine Deablo
Tuf Borland
Whop Philyor
Racey McMath

Smoke Monday
Amon-Ra St Brown
Kwity Paye

Shitta Sillah
Anfernee Orji
Aeneas DiCosmo

Master Teague III
Ty Fryfogle

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Re: Elite College Football Names: CoronaSZN Edition
« Reply #43 on: January 14, 2021, 11:18:49 PM »
when penix got injured were there any 'Indiana has a broken Penix at QB' headlines?

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Re: Elite College Football Names: CoronaSZN Edition
« Reply #44 on: January 15, 2021, 02:00:40 PM »
I literally hear Jordan Peele's voice in my head when I read Dicaprio Bootle.

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