Elite College Football Names

[SixFeetDeep]

In this thread, we highlight the best of the best, the player names that will stand the test of time, the ones with parents that dared to dream, the future HoF name candidates. The Dingle McCringleberry’s of the world.

Towards the end of the season we’ll have a bracket or poll to determine who reigns supreme.

Additional suggestions welcome plz

[SixFeetDeep]

Mike Penix Jr
DiCaprio Bootle
Bumper Pool
Amen Ogbongbemiga
Chuba Hubbard
Brock Purdy
Big Kat Bryant
Isaiahh Loudermilk
Charleston Rambo
Divine Deablo
Tuf Borland
Whop Philyor
Racey McMath



List credit goes to Badger w/ assistance from H

[SixFeetDeep]

Actually, all credit goes to soxxx

[Johnny English]

Mike Penix Jr
DiCaprio Bootle
Bumper Pool
Amen Ogbongbemiga
Chuba Hubbard
Brock Purdy
Big Kat Bryant
Isaiahh Loudermilk
Charleston Rambo
Divine Deablo
Tuf Borland
Whop Philyor
Racey McMath



List credit goes to Badger w/ assistance from H

As if you were so rude as to completely ignore my offerings. GFY.

Smoke Monday
Amon-Ra St Brown
Kwity Paye

[bojanglesman]

Aside note, I can't tell you how many morons have named their dogs and cats after COVID.

[Heismanberg]

Boston College DE Shitta Sillah

[Heismanberg]

Vanderbilt S Anfernee Orji (Puck's favorite player)

Stanford LB Aeneas DiCosmo

[bojanglesman]

Boston College DE Shitta Sillah

I had to shitta after Shilla too.

[SixFeetDeep]

Mike Penix Jr
DiCaprio Bootle
Bumper Pool
Amen Ogbongbemiga
Chuba Hubbard
Brock Purdy
Big Kat Bryant
Isaiahh Loudermilk
Charleston Rambo
Divine Deablo
Tuf Borland
Whop Philyor
Racey McMath

Smoke Monday
Amon-Ra St Brown
Kwity Paye

Shitta Sillah
Anfernee Orji
Aeneas DiCosmo

[bojanglesman]

Not to be racist, but are any of those white dudes? Maybe 2 or 3?  Black mommas gettin' wild with names.

Also, if you threw in one fake name, I'm 95% sure I couldn't tell which one it was unless it was ridiculous like poopchute Bonerman.

[Heismanberg]

Not to be racist, but are any of those white dudes? Maybe 2 or 3?  Black mommas gettin' wild with names.

Bumper Pool
Brock Purdy
Tuf Borland

[bojanglesman]

Bumper Pool
Brock Purdy
Tuf Borland

Brock was a given

[SixFeetDeep]

Not to be racist, but are any of those white dudes? Maybe 2 or 3?  Black mommas gettin' wild with names.

Also, if you threw in one fake name, I'm 95% sure I couldn't tell which one it was unless it was ridiculous like poopchute Bonerman.

https://twitter.com/normcharlatan/status/1328907524607709185?s=21

He’s a star, he’s a star, he’s a big, bright shining star

[Italian Seafood]

Having an apostrophe in a name seems to have gone by the wayside. That had a good run for about ten years.

[bojanglesman]

Having an apostrophe in a name seems to have gone by the wayside. That had a good run for about ten years.

Next up, the ampersand.