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Omg Omg Omg.......Free Pretzels on Cross Country Flights.
« on: January 21, 2014, 09:37:59 AM »
 Guys I can't believe it, I just booked a $700 round trip ticket to Vegas for a week and found out that Jetblue serves free pretzels. Holy excrement, I think I am going to book 3 more flights to take advantage of that.
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Re: Omg Omg Omg.......Free Pretzels on Cross Country Flights.
« Reply #1 on: January 21, 2014, 09:39:57 AM »
fly up to Winnipeg.  The teriyaki pepperoni is nice this time of year.
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Re: Omg Omg Omg.......Free Pretzels on Cross Country Flights.
« Reply #2 on: January 21, 2014, 09:41:13 AM »
Like the kind that come in a bag or the huge ones at the mall?
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Re: Omg Omg Omg.......Free Pretzels on Cross Country Flights.
« Reply #3 on: January 21, 2014, 09:43:08 AM »
are they kosher pretzels?
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Re: Omg Omg Omg.......Free Pretzels on Cross Country Flights.
« Reply #4 on: January 21, 2014, 09:54:29 AM »
I always go for the biscuits.
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Re: Omg Omg Omg.......Free Pretzels on Cross Country Flights.
« Reply #5 on: January 21, 2014, 11:21:32 AM »
when you going to Vegas brue?
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Re: Omg Omg Omg.......Free Pretzels on Cross Country Flights.
« Reply #6 on: January 21, 2014, 11:30:26 AM »
Quote from: SixFeetDeep on January 21, 2014, 11:21:32 AM
when you going to Vegas brue?

Every month now that I know I get free pretzels on the flight.
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Re: Omg Omg Omg.......Free Pretzels on Cross Country Flights.
« Reply #7 on: January 21, 2014, 12:03:15 PM »
Quote from: MBGreen on January 21, 2014, 09:43:08 AM
are they kosher pretzels?

They have a little p in a circle on the bag what do you think?
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Re: Omg Omg Omg.......Free Pretzels on Cross Country Flights.
« Reply #8 on: January 22, 2014, 05:59:08 PM »
Quote from: Miamipuck on January 21, 2014, 12:03:15 PM
They have a little p in a circle on the bag what do you think?

Now who the hell would pee on a bag of pretzels? No wonder they're free.
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