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Re: 2020 Week 5: Arizona Cardinals at New York Jets
« Reply #30 on: October 11, 2020, 12:15:41 PM »
Announcers: "Teams are 4-4 on 3rd and 1 against Cardinals this season"

Jets: *punt on 4th and 1 on first 2 drives*

It's tied at 0 in the first.  It makes no sense to go for it on 4th down with that field position.

freaking analytics nerds and PFF can suck a dick for pushing that narrative. 
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Re: 2020 Week 5: Arizona Cardinals at New York Jets
« Reply #31 on: October 11, 2020, 12:16:46 PM »
It's tied at 0 in the first.  It makes no sense to go for it on 4th down with that field position.

freaking analytics nerds and PFF can suck a dick for pushing that narrative. 

Honestly given how excrement both the offense and defense are we'd probably stand a better chance punting on 3rd.
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Re: 2020 Week 5: Arizona Cardinals at New York Jets
« Reply #32 on: October 11, 2020, 12:17:15 PM »
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Re: 2020 Week 5: Arizona Cardinals at New York Jets
« Reply #33 on: October 11, 2020, 12:18:22 PM »
I hate Kyler Murray. 
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Re: 2020 Week 5: Arizona Cardinals at New York Jets
« Reply #34 on: October 11, 2020, 12:20:34 PM »
Kyler isn't even good yet. But it doesn't really matter against our defense.

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Re: 2020 Week 5: Arizona Cardinals at New York Jets
« Reply #35 on: October 11, 2020, 12:21:17 PM »
Wtf was Maye doing there?

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Re: 2020 Week 5: Arizona Cardinals at New York Jets
« Reply #36 on: October 11, 2020, 12:21:28 PM »
I hate this defense. Was Adams really our entire defense last season?
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Re: 2020 Week 5: Arizona Cardinals at New York Jets
« Reply #37 on: October 11, 2020, 12:22:09 PM »
I hate this defense. Was Adams really our entire defense last season?

No, he wouldn't make that much of a difference.  Gregg is simply getting owned.
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Re: 2020 Week 5: Arizona Cardinals at New York Jets
« Reply #38 on: October 11, 2020, 12:23:05 PM »
I hate this defense. Was Adams really our entire defense last season?

Defense has zero dawgs
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Re: 2020 Week 5: Arizona Cardinals at New York Jets
« Reply #39 on: October 11, 2020, 12:23:20 PM »
Our DL also isn't as disruptive as last year. Last year, Shepherd, Fatukasi and Phillips were all playing very well. This year, haven't heard their names nearly as much. Quinnen has been better, but overall, the DL isn't playing quite as well either.

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Re: 2020 Week 5: Arizona Cardinals at New York Jets
« Reply #40 on: October 11, 2020, 12:23:55 PM »
The phone I was streaming this game on just died. Should I even bother pulling it back up?

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Re: 2020 Week 5: Arizona Cardinals at New York Jets
« Reply #41 on: October 11, 2020, 12:24:22 PM »
We are bad at everything
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Re: 2020 Week 5: Arizona Cardinals at New York Jets
« Reply #42 on: October 11, 2020, 12:24:44 PM »
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Re: 2020 Week 5: Arizona Cardinals at New York Jets
« Reply #43 on: October 11, 2020, 12:24:51 PM »
Defense has zero dawgs

The defense is too busy raw dogging pancakes before the game
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Re: 2020 Week 5: Arizona Cardinals at New York Jets
« Reply #44 on: October 11, 2020, 12:25:10 PM »
Longest run of Bell's Jets tenure
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