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Re: Week 3: Jets at Colts
« Reply #75 on: September 25, 2020, 03:13:24 PM »
https://twitter.com/DWAZ73/status/1309586089938649088?s=20

Braxton Berrios suffered a hamstring injury today.  You can't make this stuff up. 
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Re: Week 3: Jets at Colts
« Reply #76 on: September 25, 2020, 03:17:39 PM »
https://twitter.com/DWAZ73/status/1309586089938649088?s=20

Braxton Berrios suffered a hamstring injury today.  You can't make this stuff up.

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Re: Week 3: Jets at Colts
« Reply #77 on: September 25, 2020, 03:25:58 PM »
This never would have happened to Greg Dortch
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Re: Week 3: Jets at Colts
« Reply #78 on: September 25, 2020, 03:49:15 PM »
this team is buns
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Re: Week 3: Jets at Colts
« Reply #79 on: September 25, 2020, 04:05:38 PM »
At this point I'm pretty sure they are taking dives.
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Re: Week 3: Jets at Colts
« Reply #80 on: September 25, 2020, 04:28:24 PM »
We have so many hamstring injuries.

Mims
Bell
Crowder
Berrios
McGovern
Williamson

This is starting to feel disproportionate and ridiculous.

At what point do we completely clean out our training staff? We just have so many soft tissue injuries the past two seasons
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Re: Week 3: Jets at Colts
« Reply #81 on: September 25, 2020, 05:29:18 PM »
Jets will face 137 in the box on every play.

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Re: Week 3: Jets at Colts
« Reply #82 on: September 25, 2020, 08:02:39 PM »
Idea to address multiple issues: Gase has to put on pads and line up at receiver Sunday
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Re: Week 3: Jets at Colts
« Reply #83 on: September 25, 2020, 08:14:50 PM »
Idea to address multiple issues: Gase has to put on pads and line up at receiver Sunday

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Re: Week 3: Jets at Colts
« Reply #84 on: September 25, 2020, 08:40:44 PM »
So who’s going to start at WR? Hogan, Cager and Vince Papale?

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Re: Week 3: Jets at Colts
« Reply #85 on: September 25, 2020, 08:41:44 PM »
So who’s going to start at WR? Hogan, Cager and Vince Papale?

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Re: Week 3: Jets at Colts
« Reply #86 on: September 26, 2020, 09:05:14 AM »
This never would have happened to Greg Dortch

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Re: Week 3: Jets at Colts
« Reply #87 on: September 26, 2020, 09:07:13 AM »
The Jets won't have 100 yards offense.  Amazingly, it might be best for Darnold to get hurt so he doesn't die mentally.
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Re: Week 3: Jets at Colts
« Reply #88 on: September 26, 2020, 03:02:52 PM »
We have so many hamstring injuries.

Mims
Bell
Crowder
Berrios
McGovern
Williamson

This is starting to feel disproportionate and ridiculous.

At what point do we completely clean out our training staff? We just have so many soft tissue injuries the past two seasons

IIRC, we fired a trainer or conditioning coach that has been with the team for decades and Gase brought in his own guy. 

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Re: Week 3: Jets at Colts
« Reply #89 on: September 27, 2020, 06:25:40 AM »
IIRC, we fired a trainer or conditioning coach that has been with the team for decades and Gase brought in his own guy. 

We did fire the guy.

We promoted his 2nd in command to be the lead trainer
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