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2020 Week 1: New York Jets at Buffalo Bills
« on: September 13, 2020, 08:17:10 AM »
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Re: 2020 Week 1: New York Jets at Buffalo Bills
« Reply #1 on: September 13, 2020, 08:37:40 AM »
Our new o-line will be in focus today.  Hopefully they can open holes since the weather is shitty.  Can't be worse than last year.

Prediction, Jets score on opening game flea flicker.  It's the only TD of the game.

Jets 13
Bills 9

Give me 5 min, I'll change my prediction.
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Re: 2020 Week 1: New York Jets at Buffalo Bills
« Reply #2 on: September 13, 2020, 08:40:20 AM »
Quote from: bojanglesman on September 13, 2020, 08:37:40 AM
Our new o-line will be in focus today.  Hopefully they can open holes since the weather is shitty.  Can't be worse than last year.

Prediction, Jets score on opening game flea flicker.  It's the only TD of the game.

Jets 13
Bills 9

Give me 5 min, I'll change my prediction.


this is the game thread, not the prediction thread. 
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Re: 2020 Week 1: New York Jets at Buffalo Bills
« Reply #3 on: September 13, 2020, 08:41:10 AM »
Jets will be conservative on offense, Bills will air it out more, for good or bad, with their fast WRs.
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Re: 2020 Week 1: New York Jets at Buffalo Bills
« Reply #4 on: September 13, 2020, 08:42:40 AM »
The rain is supposed to stop by kickoff.  The wind will be the issue. 
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Re: 2020 Week 1: New York Jets at Buffalo Bills
« Reply #5 on: September 13, 2020, 08:43:29 AM »
Quote from: MBGreen on September 13, 2020, 08:40:20 AM
this is the game thread, not the prediction thread.
Surprise muthafucka.  This thread is now ONLY predictions.

Jets run for 180 yards.

Jets 24
Bills 20
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Re: 2020 Week 1: New York Jets at Buffalo Bills
« Reply #6 on: September 13, 2020, 08:46:51 AM »
Quote from: bojanglesman on September 13, 2020, 08:43:29 AM
Surprise muthafucka.  This thread is now ONLY predictions.

Jets run for 180 yards.

Jets 24
Bills 20

fine.

prediction:  Cman will bite off Petro's nipple in the OP
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Re: 2020 Week 1: New York Jets at Buffalo Bills
« Reply #7 on: September 13, 2020, 08:48:14 AM »
Quote from: MBGreen on September 13, 2020, 08:46:51 AM
fine.

prediction:  Cman will bite off Petro's nipple in the OP
Petro- 9 nipples
Cman- 11 nipples

In overtime.
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Re: 2020 Week 1: New York Jets at Buffalo Bills
« Reply #8 on: September 13, 2020, 11:50:37 AM »
J! E! T! S!
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Re: 2020 Week 1: New York Jets at Buffalo Bills
« Reply #9 on: September 13, 2020, 11:51:55 AM »
Just win.
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Re: 2020 Week 1: New York Jets at Buffalo Bills
« Reply #10 on: September 13, 2020, 11:52:32 AM »
Quote from: casman02 on September 13, 2020, 11:51:55 AM
Just win.

This.

But if possible a 50-0 victory would be better.
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Re: 2020 Week 1: New York Jets at Buffalo Bills
« Reply #11 on: September 13, 2020, 11:55:23 AM »
Final prediction:

Jets 16
Bills 23

-Herndon doesn't do excrement
-Q doesn't do excrement
-OL is better in pass pro, disappointing in run game
-Ficken is accurate
-Pass rush sucks again
-Allen coverts 500 3rd downs with his legs despite everyone knowing its coming
-Jets offense dinks and dunks even more than normal, punts a lot
-Jets have zero sacks today
-Jamison Crowder and Bell in short passing game is 90% of our offense
-People justifiable bitch about Gase after the game
-Despite all this, the game is close at the end

I'm gonna go full-on, hardcore SOJ negative all year.  Trying something new.

#NOMORESUNSHINER
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Re: 2020 Week 1: New York Jets at Buffalo Bills
« Reply #12 on: September 13, 2020, 11:57:14 AM »
Cimini wasn't allowed to attend the game
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Re: 2020 Week 1: New York Jets at Buffalo Bills
« Reply #13 on: September 13, 2020, 11:58:05 AM »
No players on the field for the anthem.

LETS freaking GO
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Re: 2020 Week 1: New York Jets at Buffalo Bills
« Reply #14 on: September 13, 2020, 11:59:18 AM »
Quote from: Heismanberg on September 13, 2020, 11:58:05 AM
No players on the field for the anthem.

LETS freaking GO

I can't believe they hate the troops so much
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