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Sizzler
« on: January 17, 2014, 09:04:06 AM »
Apparently, Miami is getting one of these in the spring, they're making a comeback.  Is it any good?
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Re: Sizzler
« Reply #1 on: January 17, 2014, 09:05:33 AM »
Better than Ben & Jack's.

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Re: Sizzler
« Reply #2 on: January 17, 2014, 09:07:49 AM »
<----Would you say Jetoffensive is a Flock, a Herd or a Gaggle of assholes? <-------- Would you like to know more!

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Re: Sizzler
« Reply #3 on: January 17, 2014, 09:15:05 AM »
Watch this, safe for work:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6o5NweFWjAw

Lol I played this in my head when you first made the thread.

There's also a kids comedy with Tom Arnold called Carpool in which his mother is a land monster who constantly references the Sizzler. In the end she refuses to stop eating and beats up the cops when they're called go subdue her.

It was too niche to find a YouTube clip

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Re: Sizzler
« Reply #4 on: January 17, 2014, 09:30:01 AM »
I thought the Sizzler was the nickname the Nazis gave their oven in Auschwitz.
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Re: Sizzler
« Reply #5 on: January 17, 2014, 10:36:07 AM »
I thought the Sizzler was the nickname the Nazis gave their oven in Auschwitz.

Nah it's your oven where good food goes to die.
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Re: Sizzler
« Reply #6 on: January 17, 2014, 10:38:10 AM »
Nah it's your oven where good food goes to die.

you are wrong.
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Re: Sizzler
« Reply #7 on: January 17, 2014, 10:39:52 AM »
Nah it's your oven where good food goes to die.

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Re: Sizzler
« Reply #8 on: January 17, 2014, 10:41:59 AM »
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Re: Sizzler
« Reply #9 on: January 17, 2014, 10:56:03 AM »

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Re: Sizzler
« Reply #10 on: January 17, 2014, 10:57:17 AM »
I thought the Sizzler was the nickname the Nazis gave their oven in Auschwitz.

No sir, they call that the Krautza.
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Re: Sizzler
« Reply #11 on: January 17, 2014, 10:59:29 AM »
No sir, they call that the Krautza.

They have a new menu item called the Krautzawich.

It's a Krautza stuck between two syrup-soaked loaves of Wonderbread.
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Re: Sizzler
« Reply #12 on: January 17, 2014, 11:07:07 AM »
Nah it's your oven where good food goes to die.

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« Reply #13 on: January 17, 2014, 11:52:50 AM »
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Re: Sizzler
« Reply #14 on: January 17, 2014, 12:18:53 PM »
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