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Re: 2014 NFL Offseason Crime Log
« Reply #15 on: February 14, 2014, 11:04:02 AM »

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Re: 2014 NFL Offseason Crime Log
« Reply #16 on: February 14, 2014, 11:30:16 AM »
Hardest hitting safety in the league.

http://www.tmz.com/2014/02/14/darren-sharper-charged-rape-los-angeles-new-orleans-saints

More than likely a HOFer, but can't get laid normally?

I'm going with fetish.

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Re: 2014 NFL Offseason Crime Log
« Reply #17 on: February 14, 2014, 11:40:58 AM »
More than likely a HOFer, but can't get laid normally?

I'm going with fetish.

Whatever your fetish, there are professionals who can provide you with whatever you need. If he was struggling to find one then a simple call to Tommy would have undoubtedly provided him with a list of willing participants.
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Re: 2014 NFL Offseason Crime Log
« Reply #18 on: February 14, 2014, 11:54:56 AM »
He alleges the encounters were consensual. Hahahahah yeah ok:

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Re: 2014 NFL Offseason Crime Log
« Reply #19 on: February 14, 2014, 11:57:07 AM »
He alleges the encounters were consensual. Hahahahah yeah ok:

 Snore once if you want to have sex with me, snore twice if you agree with the first snore.

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Re: 2014 NFL Offseason Crime Log
« Reply #20 on: February 14, 2014, 01:31:37 PM »
Per Rotoworld: 

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Ex-NFL S Darren Sharper has been charged with drugging and raping two women in Los Angeles.

These are felony charges. Sharper, 38, is accused of raping two women whom he had invited back to his hotel room. He reportedly gave them liquid shots containing Ambien and morphine, causing them to pass out. One woman woke up while Sharper was assaulting her, while the other woke up naked hours later. It's been requested that bail be set at $10 million because Sharper is being investigated for rapes in L.A., New Orleans, Nevada and Arizona. Sharper is currently employed by NFL

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Re: 2014 NFL Offseason Crime Log
« Reply #21 on: February 15, 2014, 05:42:33 AM »
Super fucked up excrement

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Re: 2014 NFL Offseason Crime Log
« Reply #22 on: February 16, 2014, 07:17:14 PM »
Ray Rice was arrested in Atlantic City for some altercation with a lady at a casino.  Bitch got my money.

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Re: 2014 NFL Offseason Crime Log
« Reply #23 on: February 16, 2014, 07:21:30 PM »
Ray Rice was arrested in Atlantic City for some altercation with a lady at a casino.  Bitch got my money.


It was his fiance

Supposedly she spit in his face and he uppercutted her.
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Re: 2014 NFL Offseason Crime Log
« Reply #24 on: February 16, 2014, 07:23:28 PM »
It was his fiance

Supposedly she spit in his face and he uppercutted her.
sounds like a marriage with a future.

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2014 NFL Offseason Crime Log
« Reply #25 on: February 16, 2014, 09:04:59 PM »
It was his fiance

Supposedly she spit in his face and he uppercutted her.

He's so short he probably needed to jump. Maybe he yelled Shoryuken.

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Re: 2014 NFL Offseason Crime Log
« Reply #26 on: February 18, 2014, 08:52:23 AM »
http://www.ajc.com/news/news/local/falcons-wide-receiver-roddy-white-arrested/ndRy5/

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Atlanta Falcons wide receiver Roddy White was arrested in Gwinnett County early Tuesday on a failure to appear warrant, jail records show.

White, whose full name is Sharod Lamar White, was arrested by Gwinnett County police and booked into the Gwinnett County Jail just before 4:30 a.m. He was released about 90 minutes later on $168 bond, according to jail records.

White allegedly failed to appear in court on a traffic charge out of Dacula. The Gwinnett sheriff’s website shows an outstanding warrant for White on a charge of “non-transparent material on windows.”

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Re: 2014 NFL Offseason Crime Log
« Reply #27 on: February 19, 2014, 09:57:38 AM »
It was his fiance

Supposedly she spit in his face and he uppercutted her.

Some conclusion jumping going on here.

http://thebiglead.com/2014/02/19/video-of-ray-rice-dragging-his-unconscious-fiancee-out-of-an-elevator-following-fight/#sthash.9GDOVhi8.uxfs

If she's unconscious here because he chinned her then it's pretty serious, but it could just as easily be because she was shitfaced.
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Re: 2014 NFL Offseason Crime Log
« Reply #28 on: February 19, 2014, 03:06:53 PM »
NFL: AroundTheLeague ‏@NFL_ATL 53s

Redskins TE Fred Davis suspended indefinitely without pay for violating the NFL's substance abuse policy.



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Re: 2014 NFL Offseason Crime Log
« Reply #29 on: February 19, 2014, 07:41:40 PM »
If she's unconscious here because he chinned her then it's pretty serious, but it could just as easily be because she was shitfaced.

Those seem to be the allegations:
http://cbsbaltimore.files.wordpress.com/2014/02/rice-summons.pdf

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