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Re: dcm's Office of Jets Capology
« Reply #60 on: January 19, 2022, 08:59:18 AM »
It's a serial killer trait
He shook my hand breed tub and walked away

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Re: dcm's Office of Jets Capology
« Reply #61 on: January 19, 2022, 09:00:29 AM »
It's a serial killer trait

He shared the same haircut as Kenny Powers
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Re: dcm's Office of Jets Capology
« Reply #62 on: January 19, 2022, 09:03:38 AM »
He shared the same haircut as Kenny Powers

Also, a serial killer trait
He shook my hand breed tub and walked away

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Re: dcm's Office of Jets Capology
« Reply #63 on: January 19, 2022, 09:05:12 AM »
It's just disgusting because you know half of those cups are several days old.  Throw that excrement away. 

You also know they're not all empty.
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Re: dcm's Office of Jets Capology
« Reply #64 on: January 19, 2022, 11:12:13 AM »
He was eventually fired for sexual harassment.

This dude def stuck his dick in a coffee cup
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Re: dcm's Office of Jets Capology
« Reply #65 on: January 19, 2022, 03:55:01 PM »
This dude def stuck his dick in a coffee cup
Seriously was he sexually harassing the employees or the cups?  We need to know.

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Re: dcm's Office of Jets Capology
« Reply #66 on: January 19, 2022, 04:58:43 PM »
2021: $7.5M
2022: $17.5M
2023: $18.5M
2024: $18.5M




lol what a freaking mess.

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Re: dcm's Office of Jets Capology
« Reply #67 on: January 19, 2022, 09:51:13 PM »
2021: $7.5M
2022: $17.5M
2023: $18.5M
2024: $18.5M




And of course the only reason 2021 isn’t $17.5 million is because he opted out and he got his $10 million bonus last year to not play football.
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Re: dcm's Office of Jets Capology
« Reply #69 on: January 30, 2023, 11:55:25 AM »
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That’s up from $208.2 million in 2022, $182.5M in 2021 (COVID adjustment), 198.2M in 2020 and $188.2M in 2019.
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Re: dcm's Office of Jets Capology
« Reply #70 on: January 30, 2023, 11:59:16 AM »
sheesh

Get the Quinnen deal done
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Re: dcm's Office of Jets Capology
« Reply #71 on: January 30, 2023, 12:47:12 PM »
Yet we're still over the cap.

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Re: dcm's Office of Jets Capology
« Reply #72 on: January 30, 2023, 12:59:02 PM »
Probably also makes a Rodgers deal a little easier, as it helps GB eat the dead money without completely destroying their ability to sign anyone. Not that they bother much with FA anyway.
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Re: dcm's Office of Jets Capology
« Reply #73 on: January 30, 2023, 02:24:15 PM »
This helps with a bunch of things. Still have a lot of work to do, though.
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Re: dcm's Office of Jets Capology
« Reply #74 on: February 28, 2023, 04:51:08 PM »
https://twitter.com/DWAZ73/status/1630618220389343232?t=pG7js7Av5vwYp2gH09Vmqw&s=19


dcm can take the rest of the offseason off. See you  in Sept, spud.
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