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Cam Newton to Pats; ‘Rona to Cam Newton
« on: June 28, 2020, 06:58:38 PM »
Former NFL MVP Cam Newton has reached agreement on a one-year, incentive-laden deal with the New England Patriots, league sources tell @mortreport and me.

Newton now will step into the mix to try to help replace former Patriots’ QB Tom Brady.
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Re: Cam Newton to Pats
« Reply #1 on: June 28, 2020, 07:01:53 PM »
Odds of this being because they see him as their best chance to win? Or because of everyone saying Boston is the most racist sports area in the country?

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Re: Cam Newton to Pats
« Reply #2 on: June 28, 2020, 07:03:59 PM »
But alas, once again New England has the gayest dressing QB in the division.

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Re: Cam Newton to Pats
« Reply #3 on: June 28, 2020, 07:12:42 PM »
What the freak is wrong with you?
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Re: Cam Newton to Pats
« Reply #4 on: June 28, 2020, 07:22:39 PM »
It will be hilarious when Belichick starts Stidham over Cam
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Re: Cam Newton to Pats
« Reply #5 on: June 28, 2020, 07:23:40 PM »
Jamal is on board

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Re: Cam Newton to Pats
« Reply #6 on: June 28, 2020, 07:30:22 PM »
Manish is being a gigantic player of the pink oboe on Twitter about this.

What else is new?
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Re: Cam Newton to Pats
« Reply #7 on: June 28, 2020, 07:32:06 PM »
Well excrement. He might be done, but he's probably better than Stidham.

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Re: Cam Newton to Pats
« Reply #8 on: June 28, 2020, 07:42:52 PM »
I hope they win enough games to miss out on Trev

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Re: Cam Newton to Pats
« Reply #9 on: June 28, 2020, 07:44:57 PM »
I bet he never makes a start because tweeting isn't The Patriot Way.

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Re: Cam Newton to Pats
« Reply #10 on: June 28, 2020, 08:14:06 PM »
Patriots fans week 1 when Cam overthrows Julian Edelman
 https://t.co/EOol6fpWdw

Pats Fans when Cam overthrows Edelman to lose the wildcard round: https://t.co/NtyIwpFiED
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Re: Cam Newton to Pats
« Reply #11 on: June 28, 2020, 08:40:13 PM »
I hope they win enough games to miss out on Trev



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Re: Cam Newton to Pats
« Reply #12 on: June 28, 2020, 09:25:28 PM »
The one FA QB I didn't want in New England was Cam.

I really hope he isn't healthy, and that Stidham plays all year.
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Re: Cam Newton to Pats
« Reply #13 on: June 28, 2020, 11:46:24 PM »
Patriots probably just became the best team in the AFCE again.
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Re: Cam Newton to Pats
« Reply #14 on: June 29, 2020, 09:20:21 AM »
Patriots probably just became the best team in the AFCE again.
They're going to line up in a wishbone formation all year with James white, sony michel, and damien harris

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