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My dad always says he's undefeated at tailgating

Maybe it's not I who doesn't know what he's talking about

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Re: The Hack is Back
« Reply #1 on: June 13, 2020, 05:35:48 PM »
https://twitter.com/baseballbros/status/1271931835023532032?s=21

This pitching delivery actually does look better than his football throwing mechanics lmao
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Re: The Hack is Back
« Reply #2 on: June 13, 2020, 05:38:29 PM »
^sources are telling me he was hitting 90+ mph in that video
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Re: The Hack is Back
« Reply #3 on: June 13, 2020, 07:01:16 PM »
/thread.  Back to pancake lady funbags.

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Re: The Hack is Back
« Reply #4 on: June 13, 2020, 07:09:01 PM »
Yea freak this dude.
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Re: The Hack is Back
« Reply #5 on: June 15, 2020, 12:54:48 PM »
Yea freak this dude.
Listen Hellboy. You talk good game when you’ve got Hollywood makeup & stuntmen. But I’ll bet $10k—to the nonpolitical charity of your choice—that you couldn’t last 5 min in the wrestling ring w/ Christian Hackenberg w/o getting pinned. You up for it?  Or does your publicist say too risky?

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Re: The Hack is Back
« Reply #6 on: June 15, 2020, 12:56:15 PM »
Listen Hellboy. You talk good game when you’ve got Hollywood makeup & stuntmen. But I’ll bet $10k—to the nonpolitical charity of your choice—that you couldn’t last 5 min in the wrestling ring w/ Christian Hackenberg w/o getting pinned. You up for it?  Or does your publicist say too risky?

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Re: The Hack is Back
« Reply #7 on: June 15, 2020, 01:09:51 PM »
Are Ted Cruz and mj2sexay the same person?
mj is a mammal

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Re: The Hack is Back
« Reply #8 on: June 15, 2020, 01:20:55 PM »
mj is a mammal

that's up for debate
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Re: The Hack is Back
« Reply #9 on: June 15, 2020, 01:35:42 PM »
mj2sexay = zodiac

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Re: The Hack is Back
« Reply #10 on: June 15, 2020, 01:36:20 PM »
mj2sexay = zodiac

Makin' sure the doors are locked tonight.
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Re: The Hack is Back
« Reply #11 on: June 15, 2020, 01:52:59 PM »
The people are buzzing about Hack
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Re: The Hack is Back
« Reply #12 on: June 15, 2020, 02:08:13 PM »
the deluded excrement hack was saying to explain his failures as a player at the end of his nfl career is the same delusion that's leading him to pursue an mlb career

im sorry, i don't care how fast this guy pitches, he is not going to make it


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Re: The Hack is Back
« Reply #13 on: June 15, 2020, 02:11:58 PM »
the deluded excrement hack was saying to explain his failures as a player at the end of his nfl career is the same delusion that's leading him to pursue an mlb career

im sorry, i don't care how fast this guy pitches, he is not going to make it



YOU DONT SAY THAT

He could strike your bitch derriere out
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Re: The Hack is Back
« Reply #14 on: June 15, 2020, 02:15:36 PM »
YOU DONT SAY THAT

He could strike your bitch derriere out

I'm sure Wildthing Ricky Vaughn has better pitch control than Hack.
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