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Re: 2020 NCAA Football Season
« Reply #195 on: November 13, 2020, 04:19:20 PM »
It got into his lungs but was unable to travel around his body via his bloodstream because it hasn't yet mutated in a way that will allow it to attach itself to gravy.

Haha, nice applied variation on the "what's his blood type, ragu?" joke. 

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Re: 2020 NCAA Football Season
« Reply #196 on: November 14, 2020, 07:22:56 AM »
I think I have established beyond any medical doubt that Canadian beer is an optimal prophylactic for covid.

If I get cancer I'm coming to you for the right mix of whisk(e)y shots to beat it.
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Re: 2020 NCAA Football Season
« Reply #197 on: November 15, 2020, 06:01:19 PM »
Got some serious hangtime on that clipboard.

https://twitter.com/barstoolsports/status/1327821384593121287

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What does that even mean

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Re: 2020 NCAA Football Season
« Reply #198 on: November 15, 2020, 07:55:55 PM »
Kiffin is the man
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Re: 2020 NCAA Football Season
« Reply #199 on: November 15, 2020, 07:56:16 PM »
South Carolina finally fired Will Muschamp
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Re: 2020 NCAA Football Season
« Reply #200 on: November 15, 2020, 08:49:02 PM »
South Carolina finally fired Will Muschamp

I look forward to his 2022 senate run.
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Re: 2020 NCAA Football Season
« Reply #202 on: November 21, 2020, 10:33:01 PM »
Why get Jim Harbaugh when you can get Greg Schiano? Hell of a job this year (also, I do not want Schiano).

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Re: 2020 NCAA Football Season
« Reply #203 on: November 22, 2020, 02:29:24 AM »
Why get Jim Harbaugh when you can get Greg Schiano? Hell of a job this year (also, I do not want Schiano).

That was a great game. Not sure I like the college OT setup, kind of like a hockey shootout.
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Re: 2020 NCAA Football Season
« Reply #204 on: November 22, 2020, 01:27:08 PM »
That was a great game. Not sure I like the college OT setup, kind of like a hockey shootout.

College OT is fantastic and the NFL should adopt the same rules
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Re: 2020 NCAA Football Season
« Reply #205 on: November 22, 2020, 01:29:38 PM »
NFL OT, counterintuitively, is a more fair system statistically. If NFL adopts college rules they should at least move back where a team starts with the ball (to the 50 or own 40 or something farther)

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Re: 2020 NCAA Football Season
« Reply #206 on: November 24, 2020, 04:40:29 PM »
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Re: 2020 NCAA Football Season
« Reply #207 on: November 24, 2020, 04:43:18 PM »
Dabo 2020
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Re: 2020 NCAA Football Season
« Reply #208 on: November 25, 2020, 08:03:04 AM »
NFL OT, counterintuitively, is a more fair system statistically. If NFL adopts college rules they should at least move back where a team starts with the ball (to the 50 or own 40 or something farther)

I would think the stat geeks hate the college system, it really pads the numbers. Just play football until someone scores or you tie. Maybe eliminate the extra point and you have to go for 2.
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Re: 2020 NCAA Football Season
« Reply #209 on: November 25, 2020, 10:33:12 AM »
Saban got rona this time for real.

https://www.espn.com/college-football/story/_/id/30386828/alabama-coach-nick-saban-tests-positive-showing-covid-19-symptoms

Again, not a surprise when you can strain spaghetti through your mask.

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