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Re: Jets sign Joe Flacco 1 year / $1.5M
« Reply #90 on: May 29, 2020, 10:39:30 AM »
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Re: Jets sign Joe Flacco 1 year / $1.5M
« Reply #91 on: May 29, 2020, 12:10:14 PM »
11:30pm on January 17th 2011.

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Re: Jets sign Joe Flacco 1 year / $1.5M
« Reply #92 on: June 08, 2020, 07:20:23 AM »
While this signing sounds exciting on paper, it also sounds like Flacco has a very good chance at starting the season on the PUP and has been an poopchute in the past when asked on his thoughts about mentoring a young QB. Albeit that was when he had a chance at actually starting

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Re: Jets sign Joe Flacco 1 year / $1.5M
« Reply #93 on: June 08, 2020, 07:45:01 AM »
While this signing sounds exciting on paper, it also sounds like Flacco has a very good chance at starting the season on the PUP and has been an poopchute in the past when asked on his thoughts about mentoring a young QB. Albeit that was when he had a chance at actually starting
He was an poopchute before because he went into those seasons as the starter.  He knows his role this year.

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Re: Jets sign Joe Flacco 1 year / $1.5M
« Reply #94 on: August 08, 2020, 12:45:02 PM »
https://twitter.com/RapSheet/status/1292135871047761922?s=20

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@RapSheet:  #Jets backup QB Joe Flacco spent yesterday in Philadelphia seeing a specialist to check in on his progress from neck surgery. Source says there were no issues, and he’s on track to miss just one or two games. He has his final checkup early in September, but so far so good.

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Re: Jets sign Joe Flacco 1 year / $1.5M
« Reply #95 on: August 08, 2020, 01:03:46 PM »
https://twitter.com/RapSheet/status/1292135871047761922?s=20

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Re: Jets sign Joe Flacco 1 year / $1.5M
« Reply #96 on: October 01, 2020, 06:18:26 PM »
Joe is Flacctive tonight. Looks like the timeline was accurate.

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Re: Jets sign Joe Flacco 1 year / $1.5M
« Reply #97 on: October 01, 2020, 10:37:21 PM »
Guess I was wrong about that prediction.
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Re: Jets sign Joe Flacco 1 year / $1.5M
« Reply #98 on: October 07, 2020, 07:05:16 PM »
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Flacco said he had butterflies today at practice.

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Re: Jets sign Joe Flacco 1 year / $1.5M
« Reply #99 on: October 07, 2020, 10:30:07 PM »
It would be so Jets for Flacco to come in, fall into a couple of wins, and Gase says to the FO "Look, the problem is Darnold."

We'd simultaneously move on from Darnold while being out of the Lawrence running. And still have Gase
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Re: Jets sign Joe Flacco 1 year / $1.5M
« Reply #100 on: October 08, 2020, 02:45:46 AM »
It would be so Jets for Flacco to come in, fall into a couple of wins, and Gase says to the FO "Look, the problem is Darnold."

We'd simultaneously move on from Darnold while being out of the Lawrence running. And still have Gase

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Re: Jets sign Joe Flacco 1 year / $1.5M
« Reply #101 on: October 08, 2020, 03:38:33 AM »
It would be so Jets for Flacco to come in, fall into a couple of wins, and Gase says to the FO "Look, the problem is Darnold."

We'd simultaneously move on from Darnold while being out of the Lawrence running. And still have Gase


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The Jets will get the number 1 pick, draft Trevor Lawrence, only for it to be later revealed that he contracted COVID during the draft season and developed severe vascular and pulmonary issues as a result.

Better?
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Re: Jets sign Joe Flacco 1 year / $1.5M
« Reply #102 on: October 08, 2020, 07:18:34 AM »
The Jets will get the number 1 pick, draft Trevor Lawrence, only for it to be later revealed that he contracted COVID during the draft season and developed severe vascular and pulmonary issues as a result.

Better?

Actually yeah it is. Because at least Gase is freaking gone
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Re: Jets sign Joe Flacco 1 year / $1.5M
« Reply #103 on: October 08, 2020, 07:28:37 AM »
It would be so Jets for Flacco to come in, fall into a couple of wins, and Gase says to the FO "Look, the problem is Darnold."

We'd simultaneously move on from Darnold while being out of the Lawrence running. And still have Gase

Flacco is gonna get killed behind this oline.
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Re: Jets sign Joe Flacco 1 year / $1.5M
« Reply #104 on: October 08, 2020, 08:45:53 AM »
Actually yeah it is. Because at least Gase is freaking gone

I didn't say that.
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