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bojanglesman

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Only in England
« on: May 09, 2020, 06:30:40 AM »
https://www.cnn.com/2020/05/08/entertainment/brian-may-gardening-injury-scli-intl-gbr/index.html

Brian May hospitalized after injuring buttocks in 'over-enthusiastic' gardening incident


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Re: Only in England
« Reply #1 on: May 09, 2020, 04:37:45 PM »
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Re: Only in England
« Reply #2 on: May 09, 2020, 05:00:59 PM »
Quote from: bojanglesman on May 09, 2020, 06:30:40 AM
https://www.cnn.com/2020/05/08/entertainment/brian-may-gardening-injury-scli-intl-gbr/index.html

Brian May hospitalized after injuring buttocks in 'over-enthusiastic' gardening incident


This sounds like the age old ER story. "Well doctor, it's like this. I was doing the vacuuming in the nude and I slipped over...."

Anyway, I feel like I can be a regular contributor to this thread given what absolute fuckwits my countrymen can be. To kick you off:

https://twitter.com/merseyhack/status/1258758842680254465?s=21
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Re: Only in England
« Reply #3 on: May 09, 2020, 05:09:06 PM »
Freddie Mercury tore May’s buttocks years ago
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Re: Only in England
« Reply #4 on: May 09, 2020, 05:18:10 PM »
Honestly, I wouldn't be embarrassed one bit, its kinda funny.  "Well, I tore my derriere cheek over some bomb-derriere broccoli!"  It's not often that derriere and gardening go together in a story.
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Re: Only in England
« Reply #5 on: May 09, 2020, 07:51:28 PM »
Quote from: bojanglesman on May 09, 2020, 05:18:10 PM
Honestly, I wouldn't be embarrassed one bit, its kinda funny. 

"Well, I tore my derriere cheek over some bomb-derriere broccoli!"  It's not often that derriere and gardening go together in a story.
Channeling Allen Iverson a/k/a  "The Answer"  ....."we talking about gardening,  we're not talking about harvesting or cooking....or then eating it..when it really matters,  we're talking about gardening.  Gardening.  Not harvesting.  Gardening.    Now:  how you tear your bomb-derriere up  'gardening'?"




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Re: Only in England
« Reply #6 on: May 09, 2020, 08:08:46 PM »
Quote from: delavan on May 09, 2020, 07:51:28 PM
Channeling Allen Iverson a/k/a  "The Answer"  ....."we talking about gardening,  we're not talking about harvesting or cooking....or then eating it..when it really matters,  we're talking about gardening.  Gardening.  Not harvesting.  Gardening.    Now:  how you tear your bomb-derriere up  'gardening'?"





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Re: Only in England
« Reply #7 on: May 09, 2020, 08:14:01 PM »
Injured buttocks? That sounds like a regular Saturday night for you faggots.
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Re: Only in England
« Reply #8 on: May 09, 2020, 10:15:17 PM »
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Re: Only in England
« Reply #9 on: May 09, 2020, 11:42:10 PM »
Quote from: Miamipuck on May 09, 2020, 08:14:01 PM
Injured buttocks? That sounds like a regular Saturday night for you faggots.

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Re: Only in England
« Reply #10 on: May 10, 2020, 12:35:38 PM »
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Re: Only in England
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Re: Only in England
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Re: Only in England
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Re: Only in England
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