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Re: Sermon on Mount Becton
« Reply #345 on: September 22, 2020, 12:30:32 PM »
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Re: Sermon on Mount Becton
« Reply #346 on: September 22, 2020, 12:36:04 PM »
That was awesome. I love Baldy's excitement.

Sam's footwork is so bad
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Re: Sermon on Mount Becton
« Reply #347 on: September 22, 2020, 12:41:12 PM »
Sam's footwork is so bad
Yeah, but coming out of college the deal with him was that he played well despite shitty footwork.  That's why he was unique.  It would be great if it improved, but all I care is that the pass is accurate.  Sure wasn't week 1.

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Re: Sermon on Mount Becton
« Reply #349 on: September 22, 2020, 12:41:48 PM »
Sam's footwork is so bad

At least we have an offensive genius and QB whisperer to help him fix that.
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Re: Sermon on Mount Becton
« Reply #350 on: September 22, 2020, 12:45:05 PM »
https://twitter.com/damienwoody/status/1308453141646635009?s=20
I think we need a few more games to make that claim, but so far he's been the answer.

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Re: Sermon on Mount Becton
« Reply #351 on: September 22, 2020, 12:45:37 PM »
https://twitter.com/baldynfl/status/1308447818328297473?s=21

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I would like to see more off-tackle runs on the left side, please.
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Re: Sermon on Mount Becton
« Reply #352 on: September 22, 2020, 12:47:21 PM »
I would like to see more off-tackle runs on the left side, please.
Only once they move Becton to RT.

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Re: Sermon on Mount Becton
« Reply #353 on: September 22, 2020, 12:48:58 PM »
Only once they move Becton to RT.

I'm hoping a more explosive player like Perine can take advantage of the cutback lanes that Becton is creating. 
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Re: Sermon on Mount Becton
« Reply #354 on: September 22, 2020, 12:49:52 PM »
I'm hoping a more explosive player like Perine can take advantage of the cutback lanes that Becton is creating.
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Re: Sermon on Mount Becton
« Reply #355 on: September 22, 2020, 01:02:48 PM »
I would like to see more off-tackle runs on the left side, please.

The #Jets are currently ranked 4th in the NFL with an average of 6.1 YPC on first down carries to the left side.

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Re: Sermon on Mount Becton
« Reply #356 on: September 22, 2020, 01:04:43 PM »
I'm hoping a more explosive player like Perine can take advantage of the cutback lanes that Becton is creating. 

Did he play? I missed the second half.
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Re: Sermon on Mount Becton
« Reply #357 on: September 22, 2020, 01:11:52 PM »
gase finally got to the perine plays on his playsheet only towards the end of the game. not much to base on a excrement game like that but i thought he looked okay and definitely somebody worth giving more snaps to. it just depends on if/where it'll be on gase's playsheet

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Re: Sermon on Mount Becton
« Reply #358 on: September 22, 2020, 01:17:49 PM »
Thanks. I deleted the game in disgust and realized later I usually like to go through and look for these things. I mean, is there a reason not to use him if he's healthy? Bell is out and Gore is what he is. When Bell comes back put him at WR and start Perine.
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Re: Sermon on Mount Becton
« Reply #359 on: September 22, 2020, 01:24:36 PM »
is anybody asking adam gase those questions? we are all here literally wondering this very excrement without an answer. why weren't we using young players when bell is out and gore needs extra rest days to keep up LMFAO

i still can't get over how autistic his 'This 4th and 1 is the time to unleash Josh Adams on the world!' moment was.

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