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Libero_2

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Re: Draft Party Food 2020
« Reply #15 on: April 22, 2020, 07:51:32 AM »
I think I had a stinger and a just an ugly brick outline goose egg on my neck.  A little higher and I could have injured the empty melon on my neck.  Thankfully my penis is still unscathed and disappointing.

Glad to hear all things considered it wasn’t that serious.

Get well soon
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Re: Draft Party Food 2020
« Reply #16 on: April 22, 2020, 08:26:58 AM »
Glad to hear all things considered it wasn’t that serious.

Get well soon
Thanks.


Back to food.  Pretty sure I'm gonna eat my body weight in wings. 

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Re: Draft Party Food 2020
« Reply #17 on: April 22, 2020, 08:47:54 AM »
He shook my hand breed tub and walked away

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Re: Draft Party Food 2020
« Reply #18 on: April 22, 2020, 09:21:31 AM »
I think I had a stinger and a just an ugly brick outline goose egg on my neck.  A little higher and I could have injured the empty melon on my neck.  Thankfully my penis is still unscathed and disappointing.

You're lucky man! I will save the fastballs down the middle for someone else. It's amazing the crazy excrement that can happen....
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Re: Draft Party Food 2020
« Reply #19 on: April 22, 2020, 09:26:55 AM »
You're lucky man! I will save the fastballs down the middle for someone else. It's amazing the crazy excrement that can happen....
Yeah.  I was by myself too.  Scary.  I'm such a dumbass.

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Re: Draft Party Food 2020
« Reply #20 on: April 22, 2020, 10:07:12 AM »
Yeah.  I was by myself too.  Scary.  I'm such a dumbass.

Talked to a client of mine yesterday that was alone at a rental condo in Mexico...missed a step walking down into the backyard and snapped his fibula in half. 

Told me he laid there overnight until a neighbor heard him. 
He shook my hand breed tub and walked away

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Re: Draft Party Food 2020
« Reply #21 on: April 22, 2020, 10:28:41 AM »
Talked to a client of mine yesterday that was alone at a rental condo in Mexico...missed a step walking down into the backyard and snapped his fibula in half. 

Told me he laid there overnight until a neighbor heard him.
Ugh.  That was my first thought.  I had my phone in my back pocket, but no one would have seen me otherwise. 

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Re: Draft Party Food 2020
« Reply #22 on: April 22, 2020, 11:08:08 AM »
Glad you didn't seriously hurt yourself, Bo.  Your draft party food almost because cream of wheat.


You might need one of those special needs helmets to wear the next time you decide to do some yardwork....Puck might be able to hook you up with a discount.
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Re: Draft Party Food 2020
« Reply #23 on: April 22, 2020, 11:12:24 AM »
Glad you didn't seriously hurt yourself, Bo.  Your draft party food almost because cream of wheat.


You might need one of those special needs helmets to wear the next time you decide to do some yardwork.
Probably need that helmet for life in general.

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Re: Draft Party Food 2020
« Reply #24 on: April 23, 2020, 09:51:46 AM »
$74 worth of dominos ordered.

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Re: Draft Party Food 2020
« Reply #25 on: April 23, 2020, 10:18:13 AM »
$74 worth of dominos ordered.

Tums and toilet paper ready

Are you storing some of it for next winter?
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Re: Draft Party Food 2020
« Reply #26 on: April 23, 2020, 10:30:20 AM »
Are you storing some of it for next winter?

It has to last all of draft weekend....
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Re: Draft Party Food 2020
« Reply #27 on: April 23, 2020, 10:39:38 AM »
Domino's doesn't have the $5-$5-$5 deal anymore?
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Re: Draft Party Food 2020
« Reply #28 on: April 23, 2020, 10:44:34 AM »
making some fat homemade burgers, maybe some fries, chuggin vitamin water is my plan tonight

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Re: Draft Party Food 2020
« Reply #29 on: April 23, 2020, 10:50:33 AM »
Looks like Korean tacos and industrial quantities of beer.
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