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Re: Blitz Boi Jamal Adams
« Reply #570 on: July 16, 2020, 06:44:28 PM »
I'm often not sure whether you post what you do simply to fulfil the online caricature you've invented for yourself, or if you're actually that dumb.

Lol, I think he's just leaning into his role in this tiny sliver of the internet as a forum jester/punching bag, and it somehow gives him a bit of purpose and provides us with some chuckles. Lord bless him, we all need hobbies, and sometimes the hobby is low-level trolling.

He might also be a wall-licking dumbfuck, I'm not positive.

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Re: Blitz Boi Jamal Adams
« Reply #571 on: July 16, 2020, 06:46:25 PM »
Let's send Jamal to the Redskins now.

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Re: Blitz Boi Jamal Adams
« Reply #572 on: July 16, 2020, 06:47:29 PM »
Let's send Jamal to the Redskins now.
To be sexually harassed?
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Re: Blitz Boi Jamal Adams
« Reply #573 on: July 16, 2020, 08:25:17 PM »
To be sexually harassed?
He does have an derriere like a wagon.

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Re: Blitz Boi Jamal Adams
« Reply #574 on: July 16, 2020, 10:39:23 PM »
He does have an derriere like a wagon.
The Washington Wagons

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Re: Blitz Boi Jamal Adams
« Reply #575 on: July 17, 2020, 09:43:18 AM »
The Washington Wagons

I'm not sure that works...

Because supposedly, nobody circles the wagons like the Buffalo Bills.
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Re: Blitz Boi Jamal Adams
« Reply #576 on: July 17, 2020, 09:46:07 AM »
Washington Pocket Staplers
He shook my hand breed tub and walked away

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Re: Blitz Boi Jamal Adams
« Reply #577 on: July 18, 2020, 12:32:14 PM »
the Pounding Fathers

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Re: Blitz Boi Jamal Adams
« Reply #578 on: July 18, 2020, 08:21:06 PM »
names in the last few posts sounding like the scenes in gangs of ny where the gangs are marking themselves present for the battles

'the slaughter house gang!'

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Re: Blitz Boi Jamal Adams
« Reply #579 on: July 18, 2020, 08:49:01 PM »
the Pounding Fathers

This sounds like a particularly irreverent porn parody.
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Re: Blitz Boi Jamal Adams
« Reply #580 on: July 19, 2020, 12:11:01 AM »

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Re: Blitz Boi Jamal Adams
« Reply #581 on: July 24, 2020, 07:18:14 AM »

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Re: Blitz Boi Jamal Adams
« Reply #582 on: July 24, 2020, 07:21:41 AM »
We've entered dumpster fire territory

https://profootballtalk.nbcsports.com/2020/07/24/jamal-adams-adam-gase-isnt-right-leader-for-jets/amp/

Well that can't be true, I was told that it was Manish making things up, that Gase is fine, that he actually did really well last season, and that we should be giving him a chance.
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Re: Blitz Boi Jamal Adams
« Reply #583 on: July 24, 2020, 07:28:38 AM »
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Re: Blitz Boi Jamal Adams
« Reply #584 on: July 24, 2020, 07:30:40 AM »
We've entered dumpster fire territory

https://profootballtalk.nbcsports.com/2020/07/24/jamal-adams-adam-gase-isnt-right-leader-for-jets/amp/

This and the Woody Johnson tweets are more attempts to pee the leadership off in order to give in and just trade him.

That said I agree whole-heartedly with both his takes. Fire Gase and Make Woody sell the team are things I can get behind.
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