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Re: Blitz Boi Jamal Adams
« Reply #450 on: June 24, 2020, 03:13:36 PM »
I think there are a couple of things to consider here. First, it's quite possible that Manish is making things up, he does have form. Secondly though, we have to consider whether we'd rather watch a team with Gase but no Jamal, or Jamal but no Gase.

On that basis, it seems clear that Manish is actually understating things, that Gase has committed a number of actionable offenses against Jamal, his actions are entirely understandable, and we should immediately fire Gase and give Adams his new contract.

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Re: Blitz Boi Jamal Adams
« Reply #451 on: June 24, 2020, 03:15:08 PM »
I think there are a couple of things to consider here. First, it's quite possible that Manish is making things up, he does have form. Secondly though, we have to consider whether we'd rather watch a team with Gase but no Jamal, or Jamal but no Gase.

On that basis, it seems clear that Manish is actually understating things, that Gase has committed a number of actionable offenses against Jamal, his actions are entirely understandable, and we should immediately fire Gase and give Adams his new contract.

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Re: Blitz Boi Jamal Adams
« Reply #452 on: June 24, 2020, 03:18:15 PM »
I’ll beg for Adams’ forgiveness if Gase is in fact the reason he wants out...

You're welcome.

By the way, I want you to all be aware that I have already managed to concoct a narrative in which this is Adam Gase's doing. When I've properly fleshed it out I will unveil it.
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Re: Blitz Boi Jamal Adams
« Reply #453 on: June 24, 2020, 03:25:10 PM »
Adam Gase has absolutely nothing to do with the franchise not offering Jamal Adams an astronomical amount of money two years too soon.

He's been acting like a gigantic vagina since Manish started rumors about the team trying to trade him. 
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Re: Blitz Boi Jamal Adams
« Reply #454 on: June 24, 2020, 03:32:57 PM »
Gase has also shitted on Manish throughout the year.  Manish is most likely just stirring the pot.

Remember Manish's Lev Bell Questions last year?

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Re: Blitz Boi Jamal Adams
« Reply #455 on: June 24, 2020, 03:35:51 PM »
Gase has also shitted on Manish throughout the year.  Manish is most likely just stirring the pot.

Remember Manish's Lev Bell Questions last year?

Yeah, Manish is the dickhead here

https://twitter.com/leveonbell/status/1211752805150539776?s=21
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Re: Blitz Boi Jamal Adams
« Reply #456 on: June 24, 2020, 04:05:09 PM »
Manish sounds a scorned woman trying to get back at her husband who upgraded.

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Re: Blitz Boi Jamal Adams
« Reply #457 on: June 24, 2020, 04:05:31 PM »
If there is truth to Adams' claim that he will play on his current contract for a different team, then his desire to leave is clearly not just about the money and there's something else at play. If we assume that it isn't that a) he hates Gregg, b) he's banging Maye's girfriend, or c) he really hates good pizza, we have to figure out what else it might be.
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Re: Blitz Boi Jamal Adams
« Reply #458 on: June 24, 2020, 05:14:04 PM »
Yeah, Manish is the dickhead here

https://twitter.com/leveonbell/status/1211752805150539776?s=21
That is correct.

That was the press conference where Manish accused Gase of having a burner twitter account.
To jog your memory it was Manish who had a fake Gase burner twitter account.

So gain, yes Manish is the dickhead here

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Re: Blitz Boi Jamal Adams
« Reply #459 on: June 24, 2020, 05:30:34 PM »
That is correct.

That was the press conference where Manish accused Gase of having a burner twitter account.
To jog your memory it was Manish who had a fake Gase burner twitter account.

So gain, yes Manish is the dickhead here

So Gase's approach to Bell last season was fine and Manish was just being a bitch for how he reported it? Gotcha.
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Re: Blitz Boi Jamal Adams
« Reply #460 on: June 24, 2020, 05:31:20 PM »
Also, some Niners beat reporter is saying they have interest in Jamal.

All other teams can freak off. Fire Gase and pay Adams.
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Re: Blitz Boi Jamal Adams
« Reply #461 on: June 24, 2020, 05:32:43 PM »
So Gase's approach to Bell last season was fine and Manish was just being a bitch for how he reported it? Gotcha.

His approach?  Our offensive line stunk.

Bell was fine.  He has almost 200 more carries than any other ball carrier and he has 66 receptions.  The myth that he wasn't used is a god damn joke.  He didn't have a great season but no one in our offense did. 
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Re: Blitz Boi Jamal Adams
« Reply #462 on: June 24, 2020, 05:40:54 PM »
He responded like that to Manish because earlier during the presser, he accused Gase of having a burner account on Twitter.
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Re: Blitz Boi Jamal Adams
« Reply #463 on: June 24, 2020, 05:46:05 PM »
He responded like that to Manish because earlier during the presser, he accused Gase of having a burner account on Twitter.

If he can’t figure out how not to let a known media grifter get under his skin without pissing off a key player during a public press conference, he might not be a good fit for an NFL HC in NYC.

Say what you will about Bowles, but he would have handled that 100x better.
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Re: Blitz Boi Jamal Adams
« Reply #464 on: June 24, 2020, 05:48:57 PM »
If he can’t figure out how not to let a known media grifter get under his skin without pissing off a key player during a public press conference, he might not be a good fit for an NFL HC in NYC.

If that pissed Bell off then he needs to stop being so soft. 

He didn't say anything bad about him. 
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