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Re: Ex-Jets news
« Reply #90 on: December 09, 2015, 01:55:32 PM »
He'd definitely be taking my business if I were a hedgie.

That would be a pretty poor choice, Stifel is not a firm I would consider for Prime Brokerage (Hedge Fund) Services, meh. Besides I think he works on a team, he's probably the guy they have run the Mutual Fund/Money manager services.
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Re: Ex-Jets news
« Reply #91 on: December 09, 2015, 01:57:15 PM »

That would be a pretty poor choice, Stifel is not a firm I would consider for Prime Brokerage (Hedge Fund) Services, meh. By pretty poor I mean a horrible choice.

Well I wouldn't give him all my business.
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« Reply #92 on: December 09, 2015, 01:59:27 PM »
Well I wouldn't give him all my business.

I should say, he's equipped for the retail investor, as a Hedge Fund guy, if you were, it would be a complete waste for you. Now if you wanted to throw him a bone that's different.

I am not disparaging him, I don't know him.
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Re: Ex-Jets news
« Reply #93 on: December 09, 2015, 01:59:27 PM »

That would be a pretty poor choice, Stifel is not a firm I would consider for Prime Brokerage (Hedge Fund) Services, meh. Besides I think he works on a team, he's probably the guy they have run the Mutual Fund/Money manager services.

Yeah I think he was in wealth management before this.
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« Reply #94 on: December 09, 2015, 02:02:00 PM »
Yeah I think he was in wealth management before this.

Yeah he was.

For your personal money, yeah he would be fine, for hedge fund money not so much. There's a huge distinction between the 2.
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« Reply #95 on: December 09, 2015, 02:03:54 PM »

Yeah he was.

For your personal money, yeah he would be fine, for hedge fund money not so much. There's a huge distinction between the 2.

Right but most firms use more than one broker. Depending on who supplies them with the best coke/hookers.
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« Reply #96 on: December 09, 2015, 02:10:28 PM »
Right but most firms use more than one broker. Depending on who supplies them with the best coke/hookers.

Hahaha

Stifel's institutional side would complain like crazy if you tried to direct/route trades through their retail arm. I am not certain that's a fight that can be won but you're more than welcome to try. lol
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Re: Ex-Jets news
« Reply #97 on: December 09, 2015, 02:41:09 PM »
My understanding of many of these NFL players in financial positions is that they're more of a face to the company to attract clients/money. I doubt Wayne is heavily involved in the actual number crunching and decision making.

After all the hits he took he may struggle remembering his age.

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« Reply #98 on: December 09, 2015, 02:52:13 PM »
My understanding of many of these NFL players in financial positions is that they're more of a face to the company to attract clients/money. I doubt Wayne is heavily involved in the actual number crunching and decision making.

After all the hits he took he may struggle remembering his age.

That is almost always the case but there are some notable exceptions.
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Re: Ex-Jets news
« Reply #99 on: December 09, 2015, 04:09:04 PM »
Who wouldn't want a guy whose probably had like 20 concussions in charge of their life savings ?

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« Reply #100 on: December 10, 2015, 07:08:45 PM »
My London office hired this former rugby star as a sales manager for one of our products. Never sold a day in his life, but he just brings someone who knows the products with him any time he visits a client.
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« Reply #101 on: December 10, 2015, 07:10:27 PM »
His name is Paul Volley, not exactly a star but still.
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Re: Ex-Jets news
« Reply #102 on: December 18, 2015, 12:29:51 PM »
http://finance.yahoo.com/news/former-york-jets-wide-receiver-160546962.html

His firm was bought out and they just gave him a new title for being technically at a new firm.
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Re: Ex-Jets news
« Reply #103 on: August 15, 2023, 12:55:26 PM »
Brandon Shell not at Bills practice, expected to announce his retirement.
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Re: Ex-Jets news
« Reply #104 on: August 15, 2023, 01:07:10 PM »
Brandon Shell not at Bills practice, expected to announce his retirement.
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