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Re: Grillin'
« Reply #75 on: June 18, 2021, 06:37:00 PM »
Quote from: MBGreen on June 18, 2021, 05:15:55 PM
What's Old Bay?

Some terrible excrement people from Maryland are obsessed with.
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Re: Grillin'
« Reply #76 on: June 18, 2021, 08:00:53 PM »
Quote from: CatoTheElder on June 18, 2021, 06:37:00 PM
Some terrible excrement people from Maryland are obsessed with.
As someone who lived in md for 4 years I agree.  Telling people it was overrated was a fun hobby of mine while I was down there.  The shock and disgust was palpable
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Re: Grillin'
« Reply #77 on: June 18, 2021, 08:05:35 PM »
Quote from: insanity on June 18, 2021, 08:00:53 PM
As someone who lived in md for 4 years I agree.  Telling people it was overrated was a fun hobby of mine while I was down there.  The shock and disgust was palpable

Level 2: tell people in Montreal that their bagels are overcooked spindly cardboard garbage. For some reason Montreal bagels have this reputation of being something special and they're really not.
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« Reply #78 on: June 18, 2021, 09:44:31 PM »
Quote from: Johnny English on June 18, 2021, 08:05:35 PM
Level 2: tell people in Montreal that their bagels are overcooked spindly cardboard garbage. For some reason Montreal bagels have this reputation of being something special and they're really not.
As a long islander who is a bagel snob id disagree.  Its not something I want everytime, but a hot sesame seed montreal bagel is divine
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Re: Grillin'
« Reply #79 on: June 18, 2021, 10:27:31 PM »
Old Bay isn't terrible.  It's a regular spice mix. 
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Re: Grillin'
« Reply #80 on: June 19, 2021, 01:22:18 PM »
Grilling burgers and dogs today, early Father's Day partying. 

Happy Farter's Day to all you assholes who managed to find the right hole and went to the "pullout method" well one too many times.
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Re: Grillin'
« Reply #81 on: July 04, 2021, 03:03:52 PM »
Considering getting a smoker.  Any ideas on a what to get?  My buddy has a Pit Boss pellet grill, electric.  Not too pricey, excrement tastes good on it.  I have no idea about smoking but willing to learn.  I don't want a piece of excrement but I'm not looking to drop a grand on it or anything.

Really I just want a reason to drink all day and look like I'm busy doing something.

BTW, smoked pork butt:  gaddamn it's good.


« Last Edit: July 04, 2021, 03:24:14 PM by bojanglesman »
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Re: Grillin'
« Reply #82 on: July 04, 2021, 03:29:04 PM »
Quote from: bojanglesman on July 04, 2021, 03:03:52 PM
Considering getting a smoker.  Any ideas on a what to get?  My buddy has a Pit Boss pellet grill, electric.  Not too pricey, excrement tastes good on it.  I have no idea about smoking but willing to learn.  I don't want a piece of excrement but I'm not looking to drop a grand on it or anything.

Really I just want a reason to drink all day and look like I'm busy doing something.

BTW, smoked pork butt:  gaddamn it's good.



I have a masterbuilt 1050 charcoal smoker. Easier to maintain and you don't have to worry about pellets getting jammed in the apparatus.

And you can control the temperature from the phone app.
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« Reply #83 on: July 04, 2021, 07:56:46 PM »
Quote from: MBGreen on July 04, 2021, 03:29:04 PM
I have a masterbuilt 1050 charcoal smoker. Easier to maintain and you don't have to worry about pellets getting jammed in the apparatus.

And you can control the temperature from the phone app.
That sounds like it completely defeats the point.
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Re: Grillin'
« Reply #84 on: July 04, 2021, 08:04:31 PM »
Quote from: Johnny English on July 04, 2021, 07:56:46 PM
That sounds like it completely defeats the point.
The app beeps at you to remind you to get more beer and produces fake alerts to make it sound like there is something important going wrong that you need to attend to with the smoker so you can get out of whatever it is your wife is talking to you about or trying to get you to do.

"Sorry Baby, I'd love to hear about the lady you think is a bitch at work, but there is a critical pellet humidity alert that could take down this whole flank if I don't go do something ASAP."
« Last Edit: July 04, 2021, 08:07:17 PM by bojanglesman »
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Re: Grillin'
« Reply #85 on: July 04, 2021, 08:06:18 PM »
Quote from: bojanglesman on July 04, 2021, 08:04:31 PM
The app beeps at you to remind you to get more beer and produces fake alerts to make it sound like there is something important going wrong that you need to attend to with the smoker so you can get out of whatever it is your wife is talking to you about or trying to get you to do.
That sounds like entirely the point.

Also most smoked food is bad. Sorry guys, it is. The obsession with smoking things needs to stop.
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Re: Grillin'
« Reply #86 on: July 04, 2021, 08:46:18 PM »
Quote from: Johnny English on July 04, 2021, 08:06:18 PM
That sounds like entirely the point.

Also most smoked food is bad. Sorry guys, it is. The obsession with smoking things needs to stop.
As usual, you are wrong.
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« Reply #87 on: July 04, 2021, 08:49:06 PM »
Quote from: MBGreen on July 04, 2021, 08:46:18 PM
As usual, you are wrong.
As usual, your palate is not to be trusted.

It's not that smoked food can't be good. It's just that most people can't do it well.
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Re: Grillin'
« Reply #88 on: July 04, 2021, 09:20:00 PM »
Quote from: Johnny English on July 04, 2021, 08:49:06 PM
As usual, your palate is not to be trusted.

It's not that smoked food can't be good. It's just that most people can't do it well.
I dont give a freak if you don't trust my palate....you're still wrong.

Stick to what you know. Bidets, soccer, shitty fashion.
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Re: Grillin'
« Reply #89 on: July 04, 2021, 09:23:28 PM »
Quote from: MBGreen on July 04, 2021, 09:20:00 PM
I dont give a freak if you don't trust my palate....you're still wrong.

Stick to what you know. Bidets, soccer, shitty fashion.
Don't take it personally, I haven't tasted your food. All I'm saying is that anyone can buy a smoker, but most people can't produce good smoked food.
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