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Re: 2020(1) Tokyo Summer Olympics
« Reply #45 on: July 27, 2021, 10:03:05 PM »
Quote from: d sw0rdz on July 27, 2021, 07:57:05 PM
imagine winning a gold medal as a 17 year old teenager in high school

some people are just so gifted

I have no idea who you're talking about but at 17 I was drinking Thunderbird and fingering Emily Clarke at my mate Jamie's house party, which I'm pretty sure none of these Olympic fucks were. So I think there's a legitimate debate to be had about who the real winner is here.
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Re: 2020(1) Tokyo Summer Olympics
« Reply #46 on: July 27, 2021, 11:48:46 PM »
Quote from: Johnny English on July 27, 2021, 10:03:05 PM
I have no idea who you're talking about but at 17 I was drinking Thunderbird and fingering Emily Clarke at my mate Jamie's house party, which I'm pretty sure none of these Olympic fucks were. So I think there's a legitimate debate to be had about who the real winner is here.

What's the word?  Thunderbird!
What's the price?  Thirty twice!
How's it sold?  Good 'n cold!
bonus:
What's the reason? 'Grapes' are in season!

Fortified wine and digital manipulation of nether crevices - always a winning combo.
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Re: 2020(1) Tokyo Summer Olympics
« Reply #47 on: July 28, 2021, 03:38:09 AM »
Quote from: Johnny English on July 27, 2021, 10:03:05 PM
I have no idea who you're talking about but at 17 I was drinking Thunderbird and fingering Emily Clarke at my mate Jamie's house party, which I'm pretty sure none of these Olympic fucks were. So I think there's a legitimate debate to be had about who the real winner is here.
"JE wins gold for Great Britain in the 100 meter finger bang"
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Re: 2020(1) Tokyo Summer Olympics
« Reply #48 on: July 28, 2021, 07:08:34 AM »
Quote from: Johnny English on July 27, 2021, 10:03:05 PM
I have no idea who you're talking about but at 17 I was drinking Thunderbird and fingering Emily Clarke at my mate Jamie's house party, which I'm pretty sure none of these Olympic fucks were. So I think there's a legitimate debate to be had about who the real winner is here.
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Re: 2020(1) Tokyo Summer Olympics
« Reply #49 on: July 29, 2021, 03:54:12 PM »
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Re: 2020(1) Tokyo Summer Olympics
« Reply #50 on: July 30, 2021, 10:06:50 AM »
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Re: 2020(1) Tokyo Summer Olympics
« Reply #51 on: July 31, 2021, 01:51:41 PM »
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My dad always says he's undefeated at tailgating

Quote from: dcm1602 on December 27, 2014, 04:26:08 PM
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Re: 2020(1) Tokyo Summer Olympics
« Reply #52 on: August 01, 2021, 08:27:23 AM »
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Quote from: Badger on September 17, 2020, 06:47:46 PM
My dad always says he's undefeated at tailgating

Quote from: dcm1602 on December 27, 2014, 04:26:08 PM
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Re: 2020(1) Tokyo Summer Olympics
« Reply #53 on: August 01, 2021, 09:03:49 PM »
Quote from: SixFeetDeep on August 01, 2021, 08:27:23 AM
https://twitter.com/hannaliubakova/status/1421781150868066309?s=21

Probably the only thing I care about the Olympics is that it gives athletes a global platform to call out their shitty governments. 

I TRAINED SINCE BIRTH TO STEER A SLED WITH MY TAINT, I WILL BE HEARD
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Re: 2020(1) Tokyo Summer Olympics
« Reply #54 on: August 01, 2021, 09:32:24 PM »
i probably won't be seeing anything better than this for a while

https://twitter.com/afidelf/status/1421847918110248967?s=20
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Re: 2020(1) Tokyo Summer Olympics
« Reply #55 on: August 01, 2021, 10:12:37 PM »
That was dope
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Re: 2020(1) Tokyo Summer Olympics
« Reply #56 on: August 02, 2021, 09:22:19 AM »
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Re: 2020(1) Tokyo Summer Olympics
« Reply #57 on: August 02, 2021, 09:53:51 AM »
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Re: 2020(1) Tokyo Summer Olympics
« Reply #58 on: August 02, 2021, 09:58:07 AM »
Quote from: delavan on August 02, 2021, 09:53:51 AM
https://nypost.com/2021/08/01/medalist-raven-saunders-raises-hands-in-x-in-olympic-protest/
That person is.....very sturdy.  She would not be at risk for blowing over in any wind that could be generated in this planet.
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Re: 2020(1) Tokyo Summer Olympics
« Reply #59 on: August 02, 2021, 10:00:19 AM »
Quote from: bojanglesman on August 02, 2021, 09:58:07 AM
That person is.....very sturdy.  She would not be at risk for blowing over in any wind that could be generated in this planet.

5'5" and 240lbs.
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