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Bardy is gone
« on: March 17, 2020, 07:55:03 AM »

Officially, Tom Brady says he’s no longer a member of the #Patriots.

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Brady leaves NWE
« Reply #1 on: March 17, 2020, 07:55:17 AM »
bask in it
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Re: Bardy is gone
« Reply #2 on: March 17, 2020, 07:56:06 AM »
May the dancing on the grave of the Patriots commence please.

Here’s to perrenial 6-10 to 8-8 seasons for those fuckers for the next 100 years
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« Reply #3 on: March 17, 2020, 08:00:18 AM »
It's weird.  I obviously hope he and NE both fall off a cliff, but there's a part of me that would like to see Brady play well and NE eat excrement.  I guess I hate the Pats more than Brady.  Still hate them both though.

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« Reply #4 on: March 17, 2020, 08:00:42 AM »
Absolutely love that Bardy's last pass as a Patriot is a pick 6.
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« Reply #6 on: March 17, 2020, 08:03:50 AM »
It's weird.  I obviously hope he and NE both fall off a cliff, but there's a part of me that would like to see Brady play well and NE eat excrement.  I guess I hate the Pats more than Brady.  Still hate them both though.


If he went to Miami then got coronavirus I'd be pretty amused

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« Reply #7 on: March 17, 2020, 08:19:36 AM »
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« Reply #8 on: March 17, 2020, 08:22:43 AM »
Wonder who the new QB there will be.  My money is on a scrappy, smart white guy.

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« Reply #9 on: March 17, 2020, 08:26:27 AM »
I hope he dies doing something that he loves, he has a heart attack while Giselle is pounding him in the derriere with her horse rooster. While Kraft has a stroke because some 90 year old Asian broad gave him a wax job.
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« Reply #10 on: March 17, 2020, 08:31:28 AM »
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Damn, thought it would never happen.
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« Reply #11 on: March 17, 2020, 08:56:35 AM »
According to PFF they think he could go to Miami.

While it would be highly entertaining, it would be extraordinarily freaking questionable for all parties

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« Reply #12 on: March 17, 2020, 08:58:10 AM »
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Wanting Brady to leave has nothing to do with the Jets. Pats fans never getting the satisfaction of a TB12 farewell tour and always having to remember the nearly 2 decade long run ending like this is what I want.

Didn’t think about it til now, but so thankful for this
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« Reply #13 on: March 17, 2020, 08:58:44 AM »
According to PFF they think he could go to Miami.

While it would be highly entertaining, it would be extraordinarily freaking questionable for all parties

That wouldn't be entertaining in the slightest.
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« Reply #14 on: March 17, 2020, 09:00:39 AM »
According to PFF they think he could go to Miami.

While it would be highly entertaining, it would be extraordinarily freaking questionable for all parties

Let him. Their pitch has to be the following, we will use all of our draft capital to upgrade the offense to give you weapons and protection. Assuming Brady plays two years, all of the capital the fish built up by tearing it to the ground will have been used by the time Brady hangs them up and they won’t have any ammo to trade up for an elite QB prospect. The fins have improved, but they aren’t ready to win a ring, even if Brady is vintage Brady, rather than what he likely has left.

So yeah I’m all for the Fins making that move
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