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Re: Hate F***
« Reply #91 on: May 27, 2020, 02:15:23 PM »
Strange comparison?



Swank is weird looking even when she's not pretending to be a boy, but Stewart is absolute filth.

kristen Stewart is a dish rag



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Re: Hate F***
« Reply #93 on: May 27, 2020, 02:18:38 PM »
Teigen looks like if you slapped a pair of funbags on Tatto from Fantasy Island


That's not hot?

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Re: Hate F***
« Reply #94 on: May 27, 2020, 02:19:08 PM »
“If u told me I could have 1 kid, but it would be exactly like Avril [Lavigne], I would choose to have a barren, sterile existence that ends when I die”


Totally normal
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Re: Hate F***
« Reply #95 on: May 27, 2020, 02:19:37 PM »
That's not hot?

Now we know the reason why you find Kristen Stewart hot.
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Re: Hate F***
« Reply #96 on: May 27, 2020, 02:22:12 PM »
“If u told me I could have 1 kid, but it would be exactly like Avril [Lavigne], I would choose to have a barren, sterile existence that ends when I die”


Totally normal

I actually sort of sympathize with this.

Teigen looks like if you slapped a pair of funbags on Tatto from Fantasy Island



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Re: Hate F***
« Reply #97 on: May 27, 2020, 02:22:23 PM »
Now we know the reason why you find Kristen Stewart hot.
Like I said, she was hot.  Now she just tries to look like an emo dude.

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« Reply #98 on: May 27, 2020, 02:24:26 PM »
Like I said, she was hot.  Now she just tries to look like an emo dude.


Her smug fugly face was never hot.
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Re: Hate F***
« Reply #99 on: May 27, 2020, 02:24:42 PM »
I’m a big fan Kristen Stewart.
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Re: Hate F***
« Reply #101 on: May 28, 2020, 12:19:54 PM »
My wife's a big Twilight fan, so I've seen more Kristen Stewart than a person ever needs to. She's got the emotional range of a goldfish. She's not ugly, but she's not hot, and certainly not good-looking enough to make up for the probability that she lies there staring at the ceiling looking like you jumped in her casket for one last ride.
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Re: Hate F***
« Reply #102 on: May 28, 2020, 12:42:42 PM »
My wife's a big Twilight fan, so I've seen more Kristen Stewart than a person ever needs to. She's got the emotional range of a goldfish. She's not ugly, but she's not hot, and certainly not good-looking enough to make up for the probability that she lies there staring at the ceiling looking like you jumped in her casket for one last ride.

Nailed it. But General Public had her rated in the conversation of hottest woman on the planet.

My wife is excited for the book to be released. freak that excrement.

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Re: Hate F***
« Reply #103 on: May 28, 2020, 12:46:07 PM »
She’s hot but not Hollywood hot

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Re: Hate F***
« Reply #104 on: May 28, 2020, 12:51:55 PM »
My wife's a big Twilight fan, so I've seen more Kristen Stewart than a person ever needs to. She's got the emotional range of a goldfish. She's not ugly, but she's not hot, and certainly not good-looking enough to make up for the probability that she lies there staring at the ceiling looking like you jumped in her casket for one last ride.
Because you're a guy and she likes carpet.

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